"That old mutt is NOT gonna get away with this..." Haruka snarled.
"Well, how do you plan on catching her?" Michiru asked.
Her blonde partner grinned. "Don't worry, I've got a plan!" She produced a big bone from behind her back. "We just lure her in with this, then we catch her by surprise. After all, what kind of dog can resist a big, juicy bone?"
Michiru looked at the bone. "You don't expect me to..."
"Don't worry, I'll do this one myself," Haruka replied.
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Leon was still searching around the streets for the Senshi... or perhaps for his stolen gun. Nene agreed to help him reluctantly, and so the two police officers decided to split up to find them.
Nene turned around the corner. "Damn, it can't be too hard finding some dumb dog OR the Senshi..." she murmured. Then her gaze fell on a lone woman standing on the side of the street... and a bone was tied to her clothes with some thread.
"Poor woman," she murmured. "Only has a bone as provisions... perhaps I should help her..."
Haruka smirked when she heard footsteps behind her, and someone tugged at the bone she had fastened to her clothes.
Quickly, she turned around and gave that person a swift punch into the face. "Now I've got you, you bitch!"
But her triumphal sneer turned into a confused stare when she looked down at the young policewoman that was lying on the ground and rubbed her swollen face.
"Bitch?" she angrily snarled. "BITCH??? Oh, that does it... Leon was right! You Senshi DO belong behind bars!"
Haruka wasn't stupid. After living in a world full of spiteful boyfriends, a girl like her knew that an angry police officer was bad news.
"Heheheh..." she chuckled nervously. "I think I should go now..." And she did the wisest thing in this situation: She turned around and ran.
"Come back here!" Nene yelled. "I've got a score with you to settle!"
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"Doesn't look like it turned out as you imagined, huh?" Michiru asked her heavily panting partner.
"Well... that's no problem, I still have some ideas..."
"Perhaps I should try my luck, then..." Michiru suggested. "You look beaten..."
"An excellent idea, Michiru," Haruka beamed. "And I've got just the thing we can use to catch the dog-girl." And she produced another item. "Ta-daah!"
Michiru blinked. "Um, isn't that... Usagi's disguise pen? How did you get that?"
"I borrowed it for a while," Haruka simply explained. "Now old still..." She waved around the disguise pen like a baton and pointed it at her girlfriend. "Turn Michiru into... a dog-girl!"
"Haruka, you can't expect that would..."
FLASH!
"...work?" The furred Senshi looked down at her hands and tail in confusion. "What the...?"
"See?" Haruka smirked. "I knew it could do that! Now all you have to do is to befriend that little kleptomaniac and make sure she feels safe... and then we can pounce on her."
The turquoise-furred Labrador-girl stared back at her partner darkly. "If this doesn't work... I'm going to KILL you!" she grumbled.
Haruka smiled weakly. "Heh... don't worry! It'll work..."
'I hope...' she thought.
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"Damn..." Nene grumbled. "That Senshi got away." She shook her head. "I don't believe it... Why are the Senshi doing something like this? Hmmm... Now what shall I do with this bone?"
"Just leave it here, dear..." a sweet old lady called from her garden. "I'll find some doggy that will love it."
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Michiru padded down the street. Thankfully, not too many people were around, so she was spared the biggest humiliations...
"When someone recognizes me like this, I'm gonna bite into Haruka's ass, I swear it..." she growled.
Just then, someone pulled on her tail. Michiru gasped and turned around.
"Good doggie, fine doggie... yes, you're a good girl..."
Michiru gulped... she knew that old woman. Slightly senile with not a very good eyesight, she must have confused her with a real dog.
The old lady waved around the big, juicy bone. "I have a tasty treat for you, doggie... come and get it!"
Michiru shook her head and backed off. No, thanks...
"Now, be a good girl and fetch the bone..."
Michiru backed off again.
The old woman looked at her sternly. "Bad dog! If I have a nice treat for you, you better appreciate it. Now open that mouth..."
Michiru grimaced as the old woman came closer. No... no... anything but that...
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"Michiru, did you get her?" Haruka asked as she came around the corner.
She gulped when she saw her dog-like partner writhing around on the pavement, clutching her sides in pain, which was not very elegant...
"Oooowwww... that stupid old lady... she gave me that bone of yours, and... and I had to eat it... Oooooh, I think I'm gonna be sick..."
She snatched the disguise pen out of Haruka's hands. "Gimme that!" And she turned herself back to normal.
"Throwbacks only make us stronger," Haruka exclaimed. "I've just had another plan... We use the old antagonism between dogs and cats. I'm sure Luna will help us if we ask her nicely..."
Michiru stared at Haruka with a hostile gleam in her eyes.
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Haruka rubbed her red cheek in confusion and looked after her pissed partner. "Does that mean you don't like my plans?"
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