“Behold, the beauteous Sailor Senshi!” yelled Kuno, pointing his bokken to the school roof.
“Schools are for enriching our minds, not for demons to inhabit!” yelled Sailor Moon, the other Senshi and even Tuxedo Kamen standing beside her.
“Why?” yelled Nabiki, interrupting the speech.
“Excuse me?” asked Sailor Moon.
“Why can a demon not enrich their mind at school?” Nabiki asked.
“Because demons are evil!” yelled out Sailor Mars.
“So are some humans,” commented Nabiki. “Are you saying that an evil human deserves more to go to school than a demon?”
“Demons cannot change!” yelled the Senshi of Fire once more. “They seek only death and destruction.”
“So you’re a racist,” said Ranma.
“I believe the correct term would be xenophobic,” said Nabiki. “They are fearful of other intelligent species other than humans.”
Ranma nodded. “Okay, so they fear demons. Why? Not like I see any coming to take their jobs or anything.”
“Excuse us,” yelled Sailor Jupiter, “we were in the middle of our speech here!”
“Well it ain’t like we can hear you that well from up there!” yelled Ranma.
“Fine then!” yelled Mars, hopping off the roof to the ground below. The other Senshi sighed, before they joined her on the ground. “Better?”
“Much,” said Ranma. “Looking up there was putting a kink in my neck. Besides, it’ll stop the guys around here from staring up your skirts.”
A quick look by the Senshi revealed that it had already been too late. Several boys were down on the ground, blood dripping from their noses, and a few more were standing with only minor nosebleeds. And still others were just drooling.
“Told you it was too high,” muttered Sailor Saturn.
“You pervert!’ yelled Akane, stomping up to Ranma. “How dare you look at that!”
“So I get yelled at for having no reaction,” said Ranma. “But they go flashing everyone, and I’m the bad guy.”
“We weren’t flashing you!” yelled Sailor Uranus.
“You were wearing short skirts and standing on the edge of a roof, looking down at us,” said Nabiki. “What did you think they were going to see?”
“I’ve been saying that for years,” muttered Tuxedo Kamen.
“WAH! Everyone thinks we’re perverts!” cried Sailor Moon.
“Enough I say!” yelled Kuno, leveling his bokken once again at Ranma, after having wiped the blood from his nose. “Verily, we must defeat the foul scourge so that my lady loves may be freed from his foul spell and shower me with deserved attentions.”
Nabiki blinked, before facing the Senshi. “And you believed him when he said we were demons ... why?”
Sailor Venus scratched the back of her head. “Well, he was a lot better at it at the time.”
“But there is something off about you,” commented Sailor Mercury. “My computer says you aren’t human.”
“I knew it,” said Sailor Venus. “He’s a cute boy, so he has to be evil.”
“So you’re saying Kuno-baby isn’t cute?” asked Nabiki.
“Not at all.” “Nope.” “No way.” “I’ve seen better.” “I’m not gay. And if I were, I could do way better than him.” “Fuck no.”
“That hurt you know,” said Kuno.
“So once again you’re just going to attack us because we aren’t human, and if we aren’t human, we have to be evil, right?” asked Ranma, ignoring the fuming Akane.
“Besides,” said Nabiki, “the girls Kuno-baby is talking about want nothing to do with him. He’s just deluding himself by saying the reason is because of Ranma-kun here.”
“Lies! It isn’t so!” yelled Kuno. “For why would they not love me, the fierce and undefeated Blue Thunder of Furinkan High!” he proclaimed, his bokken in the air, as thunder went off in the background.
“Don’t look at me,” said Sailor Jupiter. “I didn’t do it.”
“Come to me my fierce tigress,” Kuno proclaimed, arms outstretched to Akane. “Come and let us prove our love.”
“Dry up and die!” yelled Akane, finally having a safe target for her rage, as she punted the upperclassman into the wall.
“Perfectly normal day,” said Nabiki with a smile.
Ranma sighed. If it wasn’t one thing, it was another. At least she didn’t attack me this time.
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