I did NOT drown. I was just washing blood off and apparently this damn magic spring COPIED me! I ought to come around there and blow that damn planet up!
Ranma listened to the voice and shook his head. So you're sufficiently powerful that you didn't die, and you say you could blow up the Earth?
Blowing up a planet is nothing. Problem is, I'm busy. Hmmmmm. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ranma winced. This didn't sound good.
Listen you copy! Any copy of me has to be a major badass! Go forth and pillage and destroy and conquer that netherworld! Err. Mortal realm. Yeah.
"WHAT BY MYSELF?!" exclaimed Ranma. "How the hell can I do THAT?"
You're a copy of me, right? It'll come naturally! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I can confuse my enemies even further by being in two places at the same time!
"You've got to be kidding," said Ranma. "Even if I've got that kinda power now, the Great Will is gonna run out in a little over two hours."
Stop being whiny! I, the Great and Powerful Laharl, do NOT whine!
Actually, Prince, you do kinda do that from time to time.
SHUT UP! I DO NOT WHINE! I PROCLAIM!
Hey, human-guy, you might want to stop talking aloud. You're gonna freak out anyone nearby. Can't conquer the world if they medicate the heck out of you.
"Eh? Oh don't worry about them," said Ranma. "They're still arguing about 'Oni' versus 'Mamono' versus a bunch of other terms. I don't think the guy that did the names of the springs cared a whole lot."
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Well, if you're gonna be a copy of me, you better do a good job or I'll have to make time to come there and blow that planet up. You better start by blowing up those springs. Situation's screwed up enough as it is.
"But I STILL can't conquer the world," said Ranma. "I don't watch much TV, but I know ya gotta have minions and monsters-of-the-week and giant transforming robots and...
Vassals. You know, Prince, he's got a point.
Yeah. HEY! How did you get in on a telepathic conversation anyway, Etna!
Oh, I have my ways.
Yeah, you're right about the vassals though. Can't get to be an Overlord if you don't have people to do the servant work and stuff. That's one thing I learned during that recent mess with that Rosalia gal.
That wasn't her name. It was Rozalin.
WHAT?! Flonne's here too?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING IN MY HEAD?!
CLICK!
Ranma winced as the connection was cut. Okay, he had to blow Jusenkyo up and conquer the world, or someone was going to come by and blow up the planet.
Could this day get any more weird?!
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