Hiroshi slowly considered all the events of the past year with Ranma as he sat in front of the PC. He could solve all of the problems with Nerima; with this computer, he could do anything! However, ne needed to take one more bit of revenge first.
Nabiki Tendo has exhibitionist tendencies.
Nabiki Tendo will sell cheesecake photos of herself.
As she passed a nearby lingerie store, Nabiki stopped and looked inside at a particularly racy boudoir set. She envisioned herself in the outfit, and her eyes lit up; with such a photo, she could make thousands of yen a print - more than enough to offset the cost of the outfit itself...
Hiroshi rubbed his hands together at this one last bit of revenge, and sat back. In the next room, Daisuke and Midori's exertions were starting again; he wondered if they'd ever stop, and realized he didn't care.
It was time to solve the fiancee problem. Too much heartache had come from this - perhaps needlessly. It was a silly mess, and it was time for it to be solved.
As he thought of it, there was only one way for all parties involved to be truly happy.
Kodachi Kunou will regain her sanity, and will realize the existence of Ranma's curse.
Tatewaki Kunou will regain his sanity, and will realize the existence of Ranma's curse.
Hiroshi nodded. This had to come first; their madness could ruin any plans he had. As he looked at Tatewaki's name, a moment of torture from the Blue Thunder came to mind as Kunou had belittled his manhood, and he snarled.
Tatewaki Kunou , now renamed Taeko Kunou, is a student at St. Hebereke's School for Girls. After being expelled from Furinkan High School three months ago for assaulting Akane Tendo and Ranma Saotome, he was forced to dress and act as a girl to enter St. Hebereke's because no other school would accept him. Upon entering the school, Taeko found he enjoyed dressing and acting feminine, and does so at all times now.
He blinked as his memories changed. He remembered the assault, how Akane and Ranma-chan had been sexually assaulted before the student body's eyes. He remembered Kunou's father, the principal, expelling Kunou, saying he had a 'special lesson' to give him. In fact, what he just typed up didn't seem like any change at all. He'd have to be careful how he typed things from now on, if it was changing his memories like this.
Taking a deep breath, Hiroshi moved to the next part of his symphony. It was time to deal with the greatest threats to Ranma's happiness.
Soun Tendo, Genma Saotome, Nodoka Saotome and Khu Lon will no longer interfere in anyone else's love or romantic life.
All current engagements, betrothals, and marriages involving Ranma Saotome, Akane Tendo, Ukyou Kuonji, Shan Pu, or Kodachi Kunou are null and void.
Hiroshi rubbed his hands together. No more outside influences. He would be the one to shape Ranma's romantic life; no one else would.
He smiled. The foundation for the solution to Ranma's problems was built; from this, he could shape Ranma's life to the best of his ability. Now it was time to start construction.
Akane Tendo is bisexual.
At that moment, Akane Tendo stared at a passing miniskirt, and blushed.
Ukyou Kuonji is bisexual. Shan Pu is bisexual. Kodachi Kunou is bisexual.
Akane Tendo, Ukyou Kuonji, Shan Pu, Kodachi Kunou, and Ranma Saotome all love each other unconditionally, and are sexually attracted to each other.
Ranma Saotome has no preference as to his or her gender. Ranma Saotome doesn't mind being female, nor does he mind being male.
Ranma Saotome is the owner of the current Tendo Dojo.
Hiroshi sighed contentedly. The fiancees would no longer be fighting; they would be too busy enjoying each other's company. The building had been erected, as had the electricity and plumbing; all that mattered now were the details. He realized one set of details that had to be dealt with, and frowned.
Ryouga Hibiki and Akari Unryuu love each other unconditionally, and are sexually attracted to each other.
Mariko Konjo is attracted to feminine men and women. Taeko Kunou and Mariko Konjo love each other unconditionally, and are sexually attracted to each other.
Mu Tse and Konatsu Kenzan love each other unconditionally, and are sexually attracted to each other.
Hiroshi smiled. Taeko needed a girlfriend, one who understood her; Mariko would be a perfect match. The last, he knew, was a stretch, he knew; however, that Ukyou's pretty assistant would make for a perfect bride for the Master of Hidden Weapons. Of course, there were a couple of things he didn't know in this regard...
But that revelation would come later. For now... He'd done it. Hiroshi looked at the screen, his symphony done, a twinkle in his eye. He'd solved with one computer the unsolvable problem of Ranma's romantic life, all with the animal grunts of his sister and best friend as his soundtrack.
For some reason, it made him melancholy. Ranma had his perfect life. Daisuke was screwing like a rabbit. He had... this computer.
This... would not do. A space-marine steel formed in his jaw; his eyes narrowed as he typed in more commands.
Hiroshi Hyojin has a Nyannicuan curse. Hiroshi Hyojin transforms into a woman when splashed with cold water, and transforms back into a man when splashed with hot water.
Ranma Saotome, Akane Tendo, Ukyou Kuonji, Shan Pu, and Kodachi Kunou all love Hiroshi Hyojin, and are sexually attracted to both his male and female forms.
He smiled. Why should Ranma have all the fun?
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