Pokedex update: New File
‘Deadite, The Cursed, Undead Creature
Type: Humanoid
Element: Dark, Poison
Frequency: Unknown
Diet: The Living
Role: Army of Darkness
Libido: Nonexistent
Strong vs.: Normal, Fighting, Bug
Weak vs.: Anything that can crush it into pulp, burn it to a crisp, freeze it till it shatters, vaporize it or of holy nature
Attacks: Bite, Slash, Grab, Venom Bite, Lunge, Grow Wings
Enhancements: Unable to feel pain, Lethal virus, Detachable limbs, Cursed corrupting aura, Enhanced strength
Evolves: N/A
Evolves: From slain and infected victims
Bounty (for confirmed kill): 1000 slc
Bounty (for reporting sighting and getting out alive): 10,000,000 slc
Bounty (Taking victim to Pokecenter before full Deadite conversion): 20,000,000
Discovered by Ex-tamer Ash Williams and cause of his retirement. Ash Williams found these creatures when he got lost in some woods. He had found a deserted log cabin and taken refuge in it. He found out that deceased Researcher, Professor Knowby, had abandoned it in what was believed to be an experiment gone wrong. He soon encountered many of them soon after his discovery.
Deadites are pale, pupil-less, dead, creatures. Their skin colour has faded and is riddled with brownish sores and they are blood thirsty, killing and consuming its prey. They have no memory of who they were in life and have no mind of their own except to attack and feed and follow the orders of what Ash calls the Deadite Boss. Which is much like them except able to speak. Once a Deadite Boss is killed, all Deadites will become inanimate corpses.
The Deadite’s venom is actually a virus that spreads and kills the victims body by shutting down the nervous system, it causes sores to appear over wounded areas and augments the body’s natural strength. The corrupting aura then animates the body. Deadites also have the ability to sprout wings although the trigger is not known, wings are black and disintegrate when not in use.
This file was only made recently despite that Ash had found these creatures years ago. This is so as Ash did not inform the authorities in fear of not being able to prove their existence and due to the fact that he forcefully destroyed any possible evidence so as to prevent a second attack. They created it when Ash and the tamer Ranma Sextome who was shopping at Ash’s store were besieged by a swarm of them. The Deadite swarm invaded Sheerpantyhose and destroyed all in their way.
Deadites come in swarms but usually attack in smaller scattered groups; they are surprisingly good jumpers, lunging to attack and very fast in flight. Cannot be stopped until absolutely destroyed and preferably burned. They may not be pokegirls at all though most of them were made from pokegirl corpses. Human corpses will also suffice. Ash’s own right hand being possessed even when he amputated it.
Attempts to capture with pokeballs will not work since they are corpses. Capture should only be attempted by authorized Shadow league personals, as it is suicidal to do so without proper equipment. Tamers should attempt to escape and only fight it using psychic, magic, dragon, rock, fire and ice type pokegirls when it is hindering escape, all others should be kept out of battlefield to reduce casualties and additional Deadites.
They are a dangerous threat and should be avoided at all costs.’
End of file…
Prior to Deadite attack…
‘CRASH’
“Darned kids!” Ash began a long string of cursing as he rushed up to the window and with his caster, emptied a fill shells.
The numerous cries of pain from the outside said that either he got the ‘darned kids’ or some innocent bystanders, probably both.
Ranma shrugged and was about to keep the jasper of leadership.
Life is never easy. It all begins with the same corny background music. Always.
“PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!” Came a male voice.
“MAKE IT DOUBLE!” A female voice soon followed.
“To protect the world from infestation!” Said the man.
“To bump and grind all peoples without a reason!” Spoke the (poke)girl.
“To denounce the goodness of truth and love.”
“Our orgasms reach heights as the stars above!”
Both people posed, the man pointing his arms to the left, and the (poke)girl holding and pointing a cutlass.
“JOHN!” Said the man, introducing himself.
“JANE!” Said the confirmed pokegirl.
“Tea-” They never stood a chance when Ash turned back and emptied his last remaining shells and prepared to finish them off with his chainsaw arm.
Staring in a bit of surprise, Ranma couldn’t help but comment, “Well that was…”
“Quick? Boy, you learn after the nth encounter that you should always kill team rocket wannabes before they finish their goddamned motto.” Ash interrupted.
“No fair… We only got to say our names…” Whined the male clutching his reddened chest.
“Aye…” agreed the Piratit clutching her remaining good hand on her gut.
Life still isn’t that easy…
“Halt! This is the police!” Announced an Officer Jenny followed by some more. “Mr Ashley Williams! You are under arrest for murder and assault on innocent bystanders as well as holding a tamer hostage.”
Thus undeath is a bitch. Yep, Deadites.
One bit onto the head of the officer Jenny and began to wrestle her to the ground, other officers were attacked similarly and the corpses on the floor began twitching and reanimated.
“Fuck! I thought I killed them all! Damn. Sextome, don’t use direct combat and never take any damage less you want to become one of them or hack off your limbs like I did.”
Ash plunged his chainsaw and killed both Deadite and Officer Jenny. Grabbing the Officer Jenny’s caster, he shot some of the Deadites and chainsawed them for good measure. Ranma’s harem didn’t just sit watching either, though they were a bit hesitant to attack directly.
Firing chi blasts, Gina and Brianna managed to vaporize the corpses and handle the incoming Deadites. Genn used her telekinesis together them into one mass so as to make it easier for Gina and Brianna’s Chi blasts to cost more damage. Sheila was freezing and with the help of Jetta and Brittany, shattering the incoming Deadites.
Still the numbers were growing and exhaustion was soon catching up to them.
Except for Ranma. He didn’t get the chance to fight other than throw a couple of Mouko Takabishas and stomping twitching parts to bits.
“Sextome, grab my spare caster, all the ammo you can carry and any hand weapons, there are always more outside. We can only get rid of them all once we kill their bosses and get burning their corpses,” Ash told the pigtailed martial artist, “It’s behind the cashier and grab those pokexplosive balls over there. And I recommend the girls get into some of the better defensive gear while its clear. Take a drink of restore vitality and as much and many potions to help heal and remove toxins… It’s on we’re pretty fucked loan.”
Ranma wordlessly did as was told, taking as much as could be carried, the girls quickly scrambled for better defensive equipment
“We need to be careful and ready to fight at all times. There’s going to be one heck of a tough battle up ahead. ”
“Indeed.”
All attention was drawn to a woman with dark gray skin, white hair and eyes, clad in a silken white robe.
The calamity from the sky. Jenova.
(Posted Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:33)
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