"All right!" Takato sat down at his computer once again. "What do we need?"
Kai thought about it. "Well, obviously, Hypnos Fortress will be some kind of 'dungeon', so we have to make sure that it won't be too difficult for the others."
"Right," Takato nodded. "Um, let's see... Commandramon as guards are fine. I believe the others will be able to take care of them, after they have already defeated Vilemon."
"Perhaps some Tsukaimon as well?" Kai suggested. "You know, those purple-colored Patamon-wannabes? So we have some flying enemies as well."
"Hey," Guilmon intervened. "I don't wanna nag, but isn't your main goal NOT to put too many dangers into their way?"
"Guilmon, you don't understand," Takato proclaimed. "The game is just like an RPG... and if we don't make the changes that are usual for such a game, it will do them by itself."
"But he has a point," Kai spoke up. "Now that we have the main enemies, shouldn't we concentrate on the positive things they're gonna find?"
"Good idea!" Takato nodded. "There are usually good things to find in an enemy's hideout... normally chests that contain helpful items."
"Umm..." Guilmon scratched his head. "Why would Yamacus put item boxes at places where his enemies might find them?"
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"I don't get it..." the Commandramon shook his head. "Why would Lord Yamacus let us put those crates all over the base? And why right here, in the middle of the corridor?"
"He already told us, stupid," the other Commandramon replied. "Because he rented the storage room to that Tapirmon merchant."
"Ah, of course... almost forgot about that."
"And besides..." the Commandramon chuckled. "Who would be dumb enough to sneak into our base? So, let's just put this crate down here."
"Okay," his pal nodded. "Well, where else could we put one...?"
"What about the entrance hall?"
"Oh, great idea!"
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Guilmon sweatdropped. "If anyone would do that... then that person has to be the biggest moron in history."
"Hey, there HAS to be a reason why there are always treasure chests standing around in RPGs, right?" Takato grinned. "Okay, what else...?"
"How about someone who guards the key to the throne room?"
"Yeah, that sounds right..."
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Apemon stood proudly at his post, a wide grin on his monkey-face. "What an honor!" he said to himself. "That I have been assigned to guard the key to His Lordship's throne room..."
He then scratched his head. "Although I wonder why they ordered me to stand here, right in the middle of this empty chamber, without doing anything..."
----
Betamon grinned wildly as he waved around a small plastic sword.
"Arrrr..." he exclaimed. "Now it's time for ye to walk the plank, ye scrawny landlubber!"
"Hey, w-w-wait a minute!" said the bound Impmon, while Betamon was pushing him towards the small makeshift plank they constructed with the children's mother's ironing-board. "Why do I have to be the mutineer?"
"Because the captain said so," Ai smiled cutely, a black patch covering her right eye. ""Now be a good mutineer and walk the plank, okay?"
"YAAAAAYYY!" Mako grinned, rising his fake hook-hand into the air. "And then you'll be food for the sharks!"
Impmon peered down into the blow-up kiddie pool beneath him. "I really don't like this..." he murmured. "Can't we say the mutineer manages to escape using a raft?"
"Ummm... lemme think about it..." the captain replied, scratching his chin. He and his two crew members then grinned. "NOPE!"
And they pushed him over the plank.
"WHAAAA..." SPLASH!
Impmon spit out some water as he sat in the middle of the small pool. "This day can't get any worse..." he muttered.
Betamon raised his toy sword proudly. "Well, it looks like there aren't any sharks in this shallow water... very well then, let's explore the island and search for the treasure!"
"YAY!" the two siblings shouted. "TREASURE HUNT!"
Impmon shivered. "Now where did this inexplicable feeling of doom come from?" he mumbled.
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Kazu shook his head. "No, no!"
Vademon grinned. "Oh yes, yes!"
"No, I don't think so!"
"Aw, come on! It won't bite!"
"Well, not that, but I don't wanna know what it IS going to do to me..."
"Oh, quit your whining already, okay? It's just one tiny prick, and then it's over."
"I doubt that!"
The head scientist sighed. "Oh well, have it your way... turn him around!"
The two Numemon assistants complied, and suddenly Kazu found himself lying on his stomach, while the Numemon were doing something with his pants.
"HEY!" he shouted. "Keep your slimy hands away from there!"
In the mirror hanging from the opposite wall of the room, he could see how the alien Digimon was approaching his behind with a wide grin on his ugly face.
The young Tamer gulped as the needle glinted in the ceiling lamp's light...
"Oh noooooo..."
Vademon giggled madly. "Oh, yeeeesssssss..."
"Oh nonononononono..."
.....
"OW!!!"
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