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"Now when splashed by cold water, sir turn into too too cute striped puffball," said the Guide, shaking his head. "Is very tragic."
"OH! WHAT A DISAPPOINTING SON!" said Genma, turning his gaze to the heavens. "You couldn't end up an adult tiger or something that fit a martial artist. No, you reveal your weakness to the world!"
Snorting some remaining water out of his nose, Ranma-T got up and walked over to his posturing father.
"-to turn into something so helpless, so useless, so... POOFY!"
LEAP-SNICKT-CHOMP!
"So..." Genma stopped, realizing his son's cursed form weighed maybe twenty pounds, and had itty bitty claws and teeth. Which had currently fastened onto his leg. Which, it turned out, were very sharp.
"YEARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Is terrible tragic!" said the Guide, taking his hat off to put it over his chest. "Because is not only Spring Of Drowned Tiger, but recent rain mean leakage. Is right now Spring Of Uber-Cute Tiger Cub. Only happen once in many many year, but is too tragic. Sir will be 'chick magnet' now. Terrible tragic story."
"URRRR!" said the tiger cub latched onto his father's leg and currently resisting all attempts to pry him loose or shake him off. Of course, he completely missed the Guide's comments as he had something else on his mind. And under his claws and between his jaws, and so on.
"GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!" called out Genma as he tried to remove something from his leg.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR" continued Ranma-T.
"AHHHHHHHHHH HA!" said Genma, finally prying his son off. He brought the hand holding Ranma up to eye level. "You see, you're clearly no match for -"
TWIST! ESCAPE! CHOMPITY-CHOMP-CHOMP!
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The Guide shrugged, sat down, lit his pipe. "Now THAT he have coming, Guide think."
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