"Guide notice," said the Guide. "Not know have spring of drowned arctodus simus. Beijing be very interested, Guide think."
"GRAR!" said Ranma-b.
"Guide think go tell Beijing right now." Zip! Zoom! Zing!
Genma looked over his son, who was currently a whatever-that-Guide-had-called-him. Sort of a bulldog crossed with a bear. Except that he was big. Really big. Big as in looming over his poor hardworking father and looking as if this was gonna hurt his poor father worse than it would hurt him.
"RANMA!" admonished Genma. "Don't make me hurt you!"
CRUNCH SMASH TWIST BEND SPINDLE MUTILATE
Genma realized that he had a foot in his mouth, biting down confirmed it WAS his own foot. Wiggling the toes of his other foot indicated that indeed that WAS his foot up his own buttocks. Hmmm. If he could pop that loose, he could probably move his right arm.
"MMMMFFF MFF" (Okay, Ranma,) said Genma after a few minutes, "MRFMG MMFFF MFFF." (this joke has gone on far enough.)
"MGGGFMMM!" (Ranma! Stop this immediately!) tried Genma after a few more minutes.
"MFF? MFFFFGGMMM?" (Uhm. Hello? Is anyone there?) tried Genma after he was pretty sure that the sun had gone down.
Ranma walked along on all fours, realizing that he was nearly as tall at the shoulder on all fours in bear form as he was standing upright in human form. Therefore when he stood on his hind legs, he was much taller.
He was also made for running, he could cover ground pretty fast when he wanted to - and something told him that he could keep the pace up indefinitely.
That much determined, Ranma decided to use the Great Will again and:
(Posted Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:31)
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