"Eeep," said Ranma, who was not happy about this situation.
"ahem," said Amaterasu, who had heard Ranma cry out and was now looking at this situation.
"so this is it, I'm dead," said Ranma.
Akane said something in Chinese, but Ranma didn't understand it.
"No, Akane, I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for this," said Amaterasu. "That doesn't change that you just broke in, kissed my fiancee, and have splashed bathwater everywhere."
Akane said something else in Chinese, speaking very rapidly.
"How does the appropriate response go? Oh yes, them's fighting words," said Amaterasu. "If you really want to fight, then..."
Akane answered something that sounded like an affirmative and finally moved off Ranma in order to respond.
Amaterasu MIGHT have done something then, but on seeing the way a certain target had moved, Shampoo decided to let Akane know that she didn't appreciate the way things were turning out.
CHOMP!
Again Akane said something in Chinese. This time Ranma had a pretty good idea of what was being said.
Amaterasu shook her head and turned to leave. "Ranma. You might want to finish up and come inside before things escalate any further."
Ranma thought this might have been some of the best advice he'd gotten yet.
A pretty panda-girl named Shanda Genma was pondering the recent events to hit him her lately and considered exactly how things had gone wrong. It couldn't have been any fault of his her own, obviously. And something very odd regarding how he she regarded himself herself seemed to be going on as well. Not that Genma Saotome couldn't handle it of course.
Maybe the Master would know.
Though there seemed to be something wrong with that idea as well.
"Mommy! There's a naked pandagirl scratching her boobies!"
"Don't point! We're Japanese so we ignore it and hurry past. You don't want to get involved."
"But..."
Ah, realized Genma, that was the OTHER little bothersome detail.
Soun Tendo wondered exactly HOW he was going to get the houses united. Not only was he in this shrine yard's tree, with a screaming Amazon and howling wolf running in circles around it, but he had the uncanny feeling that things were about to get even worse.
"How could things possibly get worse?" asked Soun of the sky.
Unfortunately, perhaps because there WAS a god nearby, Soun was immediately answered by:
(Posted Wed, 30 May 2007 10:00)
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