[Episode 185668] [Episode 185668]In a dimension twice removed from Eternia and parallel to the strand of reality that held the Earth of Marlena Glenn, history had taken a rather strange turn. A group of ruthless warlord-mages declared themselves 'The Horde' and started a systematic takeover of the galaxy. Launching from 'Horde-world' at the behest of their supreme commander 'Horde Prime', they stretched their arm of evil across all the civilized worlds. No one ever said that the Horde was all that creative...
The Commander of the Military, Horde Prime's brother, was a ruthless despot who planned to betray his leader and take complete control. Completely immersed in the Dark Arts forgotten by all of the magicians across the galactic ring, he drew a group of powerful warriors to him, dubbing them 'The Evil Horde'. Mantenna, Shadow Weaver, Grizzlor, and Calyx formed the vanguard of his forces and together with the powerful mage they struck at Horde-World itself.
For ten years the battle raged across the galaxy until Horde Prime took a mortal blow and his mechanical Troopers fell into instant deactivation.
After securing his power base, Horde Prime's brother dubbed himself 'Hordak' and began experimenting with a means to travel to other dimensions. There was only so much to conquer in one galaxy. After almost thirty years he discovered the means and split his forces, taking Mantenna, Grizzlor, Leech, and Calyx with him into the new dimension and leaving Shadow Weaver in command of the Horde.
After many years of Horde rule, Etheria grew discontented and an underground rebellion formed to free the Kingdom of Bright Moon from the clutches of the seductive witch-queen Weaver. One of the rebellion proved to be a descendant of Greyskull.
Today we fielded attacks by the Horde in the town of Ulster. We lost twenty good men and women in the bombing. Shadow Weaver will pay for this! Still, we've begun to suspect that her hold over the Horde is beginning to waver, whether that's because Hordak's been gone for too long or what I can't say, but the Troopers and Batmexs haven't been fast enough or accurate enough lately to chase us very far. If nothing else, we might win this war by attrition.
The appearance of She-Ra has thrown the Great Rebellion into a frenzy! Everywhere I go, the people speak of She-Ra as if she could single-handedly defeat the Horde and throw them off the planet! I wish. Still, I do feel a little tinge of excitement knowing that they're talking about me! Although I still get depressed when the soldiers ask me where I was during the battles. I don't like lying and I know they know I am.
On a more...depressing and angering note...SeaHawk broke up with me today after the gathering of warriors. Of all the nerve for that salty, foul-breathed, SAILOR! I gave myself to him and all he can do is throw me away!? I'll make sure he gets his...
Then, as if that wasn't bad enough, he tells me he's going out with Bow! Bow!? After he tells me I'm too much of an Amazon? Hah! I hope he grows barnacles on his cock.
Mermista tried to flirt with me again today but I wasn't in the mood.
Captain Adora set down her pen and stretched. She was a pretty blonde with an hourglass figure and a pair of T&A that would have most men making stains on the front of their britches. Her long hair fell to her pert little behind and fell in long thick bangs across her forehead.
Standing, she crossed to her single military cot and slumped into bed. Slumber followed quickly.
Her last thought before sleep took her was how nice it would be to meet a man that really understood her problems.
(Posted Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:22)
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