“Damn it, Saotome,” growled Nabiki. “You should have stopped me!”
Ranma just pulled the bed sheet higher up, covering nearly his entire face. “How is it my fault that you did ... did that?” he bellowed.
She just sighed. “You know nothing.”
“Huh?”
“Well then, you better help me out of here, and I might not mention to Akane that you took advantage of poor me, taking my purity while I remained immobile.”
Ranma could only growl. “I should have left your head where I found it.”
“Then take it as a lesson, Saotome; never interrupt a girl when she achieves her dream,” said Nabiki with a smirk. “Now let’s go find an exit. And carry me, I’m very sore for some reason.”
“I should have just buried the head and left the body,” he grumbled, following after her.
The succubus could only smirk as she saw the two leave their room. “Well, my children, it appears you have a test awaiting you.”
“Mistress?” asked Yuka.
“I want you to bring that male here,” she said, pointing to Ranma, who was walking with Nabiki. The image of said duo was being shown in some sort of magical reflecting pool. “After all, a student cannot grow without difficult assignments.”
“Ranma?” asked Sayuri. “Are you sure. I mean, aside from Akane’s rants, I think he might be a eunuch.”
The creature of lust merely nodded. “Yes, bring him to me.”
Yuka could only sigh. “Sure, why not ask us to move the universe a few feet while you’re at it.”
“BWWEEEEEEE!” cried P-chan, as a small furry ape creature rode him.
“Mogwai!” cried said creature, as it was being chased by several reptile-like creatures.
“GIIIIZZZZMMMMOOOO!” cried their leader, as it chased after the progenitor of their race.
Well, looks completely normal.
“AAHHHH!” screamed one girl, as a maniac with a hockey mask, wielding a bokken chased after her.
“I HATE SUMMER CAMPS!” she yelled.
“Ah, I love the beach,” said Daisuke.
“But why is it only a beach and a lot of water?” asked Hiroshi.
“Who cares,” said Daisuke. “Until we find out what’s going on, I say we lean back, soak some sun, and wait for some bikini clad girls to show up.”
Hiroshi just shrugged, his friend making the perfect argument.
“Besides, if anything is wrong, Ranma will take care of it.”
“Good point,” admitted Hiroshi, as both leaned back into the sand, missing the emergence of a shark fin in the water.
“Now where are we?” growled Nabiki, looking around. “I know I’m better with directions than a Hibiki, but this forest sprung out of nowhere.”
Ranma just looked around. “And we just happened across a massive fork in the road.” He began to grumble. “I should have stayed on the bus; this place is way too troublesome.”
“May I remind you what happens if we don’t get out of here?” asked Nabiki with false sweetness.
“You were the one who did ... did that to me while I was asleep!” yelled Ranma.
“And who will believe that?” Nabiki asked casually.
Sighing, Ranma just looked at the signs on the paths.
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