Unchaste (Iron) Maiden: A Knight (getting) Off? [Episode 192092]

by H. Torrance Griffin

Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing knew her reputation and image. She also knew how much of it matched with her inner self.

Willful? Definitely. Commanding? To the core. Arrogant? Perhaps so by most standards, but not only could she back it up but spending several of her formative years around Alucard will give one a far higher threshold of tolerance on that subject. Unwomanly? If you sought a shreiking damsel in distress or an oversocialized moppet feel free to look elsewhere.

Frigid? Shy? Possessed of a Delicate Maiden's Heart to be Thawed by either Romance or Force? If any were so brave as to mention such things to her face she would be hard-pressed to neither laugh nor put a cigar our on his person.

She was a virgin, having known no man as a woman does and possessed of an unbroken hymen. However she was neither ignorant of sexual matters, nor immune to desire. She simply saw no need to permit such to get in the way.

Rumor aside however, not letting such get in the way was not the same as locking down any semblance of libido. The puppies the Queen and various other contacts in the court did not interest her in the least, nor would she complicate her life by cosseting such useless drones about. However... what she wore beneath her suit as she headed for her office was not the undergarments of the nun she was so often taken for.

Things were quiet, her administrative duties were out of the way, and she felt she had earned a bit of amusement.

Her secretary knew when to hold all but the most serious calls and no living creature in her organization was bold enough to enter unannounced, but she locked the door anyway before turning towards and leering at....

• ... A few of her more virile troops.
  The cameras in the barrack showers did not do them justice.
• ... Alucard.
  Of all the contests of will they engaged in, this was among her favorite.
• ... Walter.
  Ever the faithful manservant.
• ... Seras Victoria.
  Such a sweet young lady... still, it was fortunate she had taken her Iron pills all week.
• ... An embassary from Section XIII Iscariot.
  Some forms of diplomacy were far less irritating than others.
• ... Any (combination) of the above, stripped and bound.
  "Now what games do we play today?" she asked idly as she left a trail of outerwear to the cabinet out of her plaything's line of sight.

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(Posted Thu, 12 Jul 2007 21:47)

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