[Episode 193759] [Episode 193759]
“I must admit that I’m quite intrigued by the second option,” Ukyo said. “Any chance of that happening?”
“Um, Ukyo, the episode’s already started—it’s already happening.”
“I see—any reason behind this kindness?”
“How about ‘softening the blow for when you pay me back for the mind control’?”
“Is that so? Well, you do have quite a bit more experience with the Master PC—I suppose you can get it to work its machinations more effectively.”
“Since when is your vocabulary that wide?” Nabiki asked. “I mean, I know you’re leaps and bounds above Ranma, but don’t you usually use simpler terms?”
“I think it adds to the ‘Dominatrix’ image,” Ukyo replied. “Look, how often are bimbos anything but submissive?”
“Almost never,” Nabiki said, her voice taking a slightly bitter quality as she recalled her past experiences at the hands of lemon writers.
“Well, it works the other way, too.”
“If you say so.”
“So, why don’t we get back to the subject at hand?”
“Right,” Nabiki agreed with a nod. She looked over at her appendage-free sister, who was still being entertained by her fiancé. “Hey, Ranma? Would you mind keeping my sister’s torso entertained for a while longer? I think I’m going to spend the rest of my turn helping Ukyo customize her fuck-toy.”
“No prob, Nabs,” Ranma said before returning his attention to Akane’s hairless pussy.
“Alright, now that we’ve implied that those two will be fucking for the rest of the episode, let’s start our work on Konatsu.”
“Excellent,” Ukyo said. “Konatsu, come over here.” The kunoichi obediently followed his command and meekly sat to the side of the two women who were now deciding how to tinker with his biology.
“Now, what exactly turns you on about your toy?” Nabiki asked.
“I’d have to say it’s the androgyny—no, wait that’s not the right word. I like the juxtaposition between his very feminine demeanor and his very masculine cock.”
“I see. Well, then there’s one thing I’d suggest right off the bat.”
“Futanari?”
“Naturally.”
“I must admit the idea is appealing,” Ukyo said, “but isn’t that getting a little close to yaoi? You know that’s going to drive away readers in droves.”
“Not necessarily. It all depends on how it’s handled. Besides, if it really turns out to be massive turn-off, we can always take one of the other options later.”
“Good point. Alright, let’s make ourselves a hermaphrodite.”
After a few seconds Nabiki brought up the Konatsu’s profile. “Okay, then, let’s get started. First off, do you want him to be a true hermaphrodite?”
“There’s false ones?”
“Oh, sure. There are plenty of futanari stories and doujinshi where the “penis” is actually just an oversized, cock-shaped clitoris. Also, there are shemales who don’t have any actual female genitalia—just a set cock and balls on an otherwise female body shape.”
“Ah, no. I want Konatsu to have a real cock and a real pussy.”
“Okay…” Nabiki typed a few things into the laptop before looking up again. “Alright, testicles or no testicles?”
Ukyo paused in thought. “Hmm… I don’t think I want the view of that pussy to be obscured by a pair of balls, but on the other hand….” The chef trailed off in thought for a few more seconds before returning with a question: “Would he need testicles to produce semen?”
“If this thread was in any way realistic, yes. But this is the Master PC we’re talking about here. It can handle all of the logical inconsistencies without any problem.”
“Okay, then no balls—but I want his cock to stay the same size, though.”
“Why not make it bigger?”
“Because I think enormous dicks look ridiculous. Seven and a half inches is just within my standards of believability, so I’m keeping the shaft the way it is.”
“Alright. Now, about the other secondary sex characteristics.”
“Give him an actual female body shape, not just the androgynous one he has now.”
Nabiki tapped in some commands to alter Konatsu’s bone structure and muscle mass. “Done. Now about his chest.”
“Normal size breasts, please.”
“Okay. How does a B-cup sound?”
“Maybe I should have been clearer: normal size breasts for a woman in a gratuitous sex story, please.”
“Gotcha. A C-cup, then—we’ll make them just a little smaller than Ranma-chan’s canon bust size.”
“Better.”
“Naturally, both the boobs and the pussy will be nice and sensitive, as befits one who exists primarily to have sex.”
“I’d think that was a given.”
“Okay, anything else?”
“Yes… could you prevent him from growing any hair below his neck? He takes way too long shaving himself every day as it is.”
“Done—and I’ve also removed facial hair from the equation as well. Here’s what he’ll look like when we confirm the changes.” Nabiki swiveled the laptop around to show a 3-D rendering of Konatsu, still in the collar, wrist and ankle bindings, and hair ribbon its real-life counterpart was currently wearing, but instead of being a vaguely feminine-looking man, this body was most definitely that a woman with the addition of a rather impressive-looking cock (shaft, no balls, as requested).
Ukyo let out a low whistle—playing with this Konatsu was going to be fun.
Taking note of the chef’s approval, Nabiki turned the laptop around and started rapidly typing in more commands. “Now, you’ll have to forgive me if I’m being presumptuous, but I’m assuming you’ll want to make these changes long-term.”
“You bet I do,” Ukyo replied.
“Then I’ll just fix things up so that this becomes his ‘normal’ form.”
“Meaning?”
“Meaning that if some spoilsport gets a hold of this baby and tries to change everything back to ‘normal,’ Konatsu will still be a hot piece of futanari ass. That also comes in handy for when we want to get a clean slate for another round of squicky perversion—none of us will accidentally give Konatsu back his male body that way.”
“That’s great… and it looks like my slut agrees,” Ukyo added as she looked over to where her kunoichi sat meekly, having listened to the entire conversation. His blush was so intense that it had turned his entire face red, and his fully erect member was quivering with excitement, despite the fact that he had refrained from giving it any physical stimulation.
Uyko smiled. “It looks like little Konatsu is ready to lose his two best friends,” she commented.
“Well,” Nabiki said, “let’s not keep him waiting.” She pressed the enter key, sending the commands.
Konatsu gasped, and suddenly began breathing heavily as his body began to shift and morph around him. It really was a fascinating sight: his testicles didn’t really dissappear so much as they morphed into a set of labia, and his breasts didn’t suddenly inflate like balloons; it was more like a time-lapse video of a girl going through puberty. When it was done, Konatsu had a pair of breasts that looked perfectly natural—well, natural by anime standards, at least. Konatsu’s erection was as hard as ever, but now there was a pair of puffy lips at its base which were already becoming noticeably slick with wetness. The kunoichi breath was heaving now, as a whole new set of sensations came over his… um… her… uh….
“The narrator’s got a point,” Nabiki pointed out. “What set of pronouns are we supposed to use for Konatsu now?”
“Huh. I don’t know,” Ukyo admitted. “Does it matter?”
“Well, if we keep using male pronouns, then there might be problems if Konatsu ever has sex with men. That might be a little too close to yaoi for Addventure readers.”
“I don’t see why. Most of them don’t have a problem with Ranchan having sex with men when he’s female.”
“But Ranma doesn’t have any male anatomy when he’s female.”
“Huh. Well, I guess I could use ‘she,’ but I really get a lot of kicks out of causing Konatsu gender confusion. I was actually hoping to use them interchangeably.”
“That could work.”
“Um, Ukyo-sama?” Konatsu asked meekly.
“Go ahead, fuck-toy.”
“What about using the neutral pronoun.”
“The neutral pronoun? You want me to use ‘it’ to refer to you?”
“Only if it pleases you, Ukyo-sama—I just want to make sure you don’t overlook that option. I will gladly use any set of pronouns you wish.”
“This would be so much easier if we were actually speaking Japanese,” Nabiki commented. “They don’t have gendered pronouns.” At least, the narrator was pretty sure they didn’t.
“Should we use the options to decide?”
Nabiki questioned the wisdom of this. “Over grammar? Ukyo, it’s not like this is going to have a major effect on the plot.”
“This thread has a plot?”
“My point exactly. Look, we should save the options for more important things than nuanced subtleties. Like what the next sex act is going to be.”
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