[Episode 198991] [Episode 198991]In the weeks after the defeat of the hentai youma, the Senshi discovered many talents that they never knew they had—and surprisingly enough, some of these talents weren’t perverted. Take Rei, for example. Before, she’d shown considerable talent at keeping her sometimes reluctant leader motivated, but the experience of with the sex demons had caused that ability to motivate to shift and crystallize into an amazing ability to develop and carry out large, complex plans, a talent which became increasingly important in the final days of the conflict. This organizational ability had not gone away following their victory, and Rei, recognizing its value did what she could to make sure she didn’t go out of practice by undertaking regular “projects of considerable complexity,” which was really just a fancy way of saying “orgy.”
But did Rei ever excel at planning group sex events. It seemed that every time the Senshi met at the Hikawa Shrine, the resident priestess had some fresh idea to keep them going for hours. In fact, on this day, Ami and Makoto had shown up early, ostensibly to help Rei with her preparations, but mostly because they wanted to know what the miko had in store for the day.
“So, Rei, what do you have planned for this particular orgy?” the ever-curious Ami asked.
“We’re going to keep things simple. No toys or props other than a few dildos.”
“I see. Any reason for the back-to-basics approach?”
“Mamoru’s going to be coming along. He’ll provide enough novelty just by being here.”
“You really think he’ll be able to handle nine women, though?” asked Makoto from where she was setting out her freshly baked blueberry muffins.
“Yes, for two reasons. First, he had way more sex magic pumped into him than any of us, and one of the results are the rather impressive adjustments made to little Mamoru. He has more stamina than most women. Usagi said they once had a lovemaking session that lasted from dusk to dawn—and I’m not talking about tantric sex, here. I mean the normal kind.”
“Hey, you don’t need to tell us,” Makoto said. “We’ve all experienced what Mamoru can do, remember?”
“True, but not all of us have done so when we weren’t under duress,” Ami pointed out. “Most notably Haruka and Michiru.”
“Actually, Usagi told me that’s one of the reasons he’s coming today. Apparently, our two resident ‘lesbians’ are finally facing up to the fact that they’re just as bisexual as the rest of us. They both want Mamoru to be their first male lover.”
“He already was their first,” Makoto said.
“Their first consensual male lover,” Rei said with a slight eye roll. “Anyway, the other reason I’m sure Mamoru won’t have any problems fitting in is the present Usagi’s going to give him.”
“Really? What?”
“His own disguise pen.”
Ami and Makoto both nodded in understanding. After the hentai youma had been defeated and the decision was made that the Senshi would not try to restore their sexuality to its previous state, they’d quickly discovered that their anatomy didn’t always allow for the proper expression for the multitude of kinks they now possessed. This wasn’t really a problem for Usagi, thanks to her disguise pen, but it became apparent rather quickly that one such pen wouldn’t be enough for nine horny women. The solution was to take the magic spells of the disguise pen and use them to modify the henshin rods of all of the other Senshi, allowing them to transform into not just their Senshi and civilian forms, but into damn near any other form imaginable, if only temporarily.
The problem, at least as far as Mamoru was concerned, was that he didn’t use any sort of device in his transformation into Tuxedo Kamen, and thus didn’t have anything to modify. Oh, he claimed not to care—after all, he could always borrow Usagi’s, right? But the future queen of Crystal Tokyo firmly believed that if the love of her life was stuck being as perverted as the Senshi (if not more so from the higher concentration of sex magic) then he should be able to act out those perversions at his own convenience, rather than simply waiting for her to loan him her disguise pen.
“Lucky guy,” Makoto said.
Rei shrugged her shoulders in response. “From what Usagi tells me, he could use some cheering up—apparently, he’s still trying to get used to the whole yaoi thing.”
“Why? We managed to get used to the yuri thing.”
“True,” Ami interjected, “but we have each other, while Mamoru doesn’t know any other guys in the same position as him.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, he wants to find the right guy…”
“Is that all?” Makoto asked incredulously. “Bagging a guy is simple. A little seduction and you’re set for the night.” Both her colleagues/lovers stared her in stunned silence—despite all that had transpired, it was still difficult to think of the tall girl as anything other than a hopeless romantic. “What? If there’s anything all this sex magic has taught me, it’s that wasting time looking for Mr. Right will never get you laid.”
“I don’t think he wants to ‘get laid,’ Makoto,” Rei said. “I think he’s looking for a man who can be… well, sort of a male counterpart to Usagi, I guess.”
“In other words, Mamoru doesn’t want indiscriminate gay sex. He wants an intimate, long-term relationship, almost like the one he has with Usagi.”
“Relationships like the one he has with Usagi only come along once in a lifetime,” Makoto countered. “If he sets his sights that high, he’ll never get it.”
“You did,” Ami countered.
“What are you talking about? I stopped looking for the perfect relationship after the sex demons.”
“Because you found it.”
“I think I’d know if I was in the ‘perfect’ relationship.”
“What?!” The blue-haired genius’s face began to turn an uncharacteristic shade of red.
“Why are you getting so angry, Ami?”
Rei had a smartass answer to this. “Probably because she’s the perfect relationship you’re in. Or hadn’t you noticed that the two of you were already in ‘significant other’ territory?”
“Oh, come on. Usagi and Mamoru are significant others. Haruka and Michiru are significant others.”
“And according to them, you and Ami are otherly significant.”
“What?”
By this time, Ami had calmed down enough that she could make a rational argument: “Makoto, we live together; you’ve moved into my home and you sleep in the same bed that I do.”
“Only because my own apartment was destroyed in one of those attacks.”
“We have sex almost every night.”
“Well, of course we do. We’re perverted nymphomaniacs, now, remember? I’d have sex with any of our friends if I was sleeping in their bed every night.”
“And you recently told me that when you have sex with my mom, it feels like incest.”
“Oh… that’s right, I did…. Huh, maybe there is something to this ‘significant other’ business.”
“Whoa, hold up,” Rei interjected. “I thought we’d all agreed that we’d keep each other’s family members out of this.”
“Hey, I wouldn’t have tried sex with Ms. Mizuno if I didn’t know that Ami was already doing it.”
Rei was now thoroughly shocked. “Ami! How could you?! I thought we’d all agreed that we’d exercise all of our self-control to save our family members from the social stigma of incest—in fact, I think it was your idea.”
“Well, yes, it was… but then I learned that my mom was a total perv long before the sex demons attacked. That’s actually the main reason she spent so many hours at work; the less time spent around me, the less temptation there would be.”
“Yeah, right. More likely you gave off a few too many magical pheromones near her and accidentally planted those perverted memories, so she just thinks she’s always been attracted to her daughter.”
“It’s… well, it’s a possibility. But I don’t want to go back to the way things were before. I know it’s totally fucked up and wrong, but Mom really seems happy with the incestuous lesbian relationship we have now. We’ve certainly gotten to know each other a lot better in the past few weeks—and I’m not talking about kinks and fetishes, I mean we’ve actually had long, meaningful conversations outside of our love life. Speaking of which, now that we’ve taken her on as a ‘boarder,’ my mother loves Makoto… well, like a daughter,” Ami finished with a blush.
Makoto was still amazed that she’d managed to miss the fact that she was in a long-term relationship with her best friend. “But… I don’t feel like I’m in love.”
“Do you love me?” Ami asked.
“Well, of course I love you, but that’s not the same as being in love. I mean, we’ve never had any of the romance experiences that are supposed to happen before relationships like that.”
This actually encouraged the blue-haired genius. I guess there’s still a bit of the sentimental Makoto left. Ami just smiled, stepped up to her friend, and proceeded to plant a long, sensuous kiss on her lips, inserting her tongue to probe the inside of the taller girl’s mouth. When they finally parted, Makoto’s expression seemed to be equal parts contentment and excitement. That’s when Ami gave her analysis of the situation. “Mako-chan, I don’t think we’re even capable of standard romance anymore.”
Rei wasn’t finished glowering over Ami and Makoto’s flagrant disregard for the established rules concerning relatives. “I am so bringing this up during our pre-orgy meeting.”
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