"Wow," said Ranma. "So that's how it works."
"How what works?" asked Ukyo. "You aren't possessed or something are you?"
"That's interesting," said Ranma, his eyes unfocussed as he seemed to consider something only he could see. "Yeah."
"Okay, well, sorry about this, Ranchan," said Ukyo, preparing to whop him one good whack in the head.
"Ahhhhhhhh," said Ranma, reacting automatically to a female attacking him. "Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-AH-TAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Ukyo dropped the spatula, then fell to her knees. Her own eyes were wide as her back arched and a moan forced itself out of her mouth.
"Yeah, that's how it works," said Ranma happily. "Hokuto Shinken (北斗神拳)is an assassin's art with more than 1,800 years of history. Of course they had techniques for getting into places and techniques for makin' friends. Can't kill everybody they come into contact with, y'know."
Ukyo began shuddering as if she had the hiccups, her eyes rolled up.
"Thanks Ucchan," said Ranma, idly patting Ukyo on the head. "This is a lot better than I thought it would be."
"Gaaaaaa," said Ukyo, collapsing on the floor.
"I can't wait to show off these new moves," said Ranma, leaving at high speed as soon as he could put Ukyo at one of the tables where she could rest. These were feel good moves that just briefly incapacitated someone he'd use them on - so he wasn't concerned about Ukyo being as limp as an empty pair of pajamas.
Today was going to be a good day after all.
"Gkkk," managed Ukyo as the waves of pleasure finally receded to the point where she could move again. Walking or getting to where she could change clothes - that was still going to take awhile.
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