[Episode 20255] [Episode 20255]
"Just how, exactly, can a 'Flower-Breathing Dragon' pose a threat?" interrupted Rei, before the conversation could digress further. "Is it so huge and powerful that if it wants to simply go and smell the flowers, that nobody could stop it?"
"Hardly," replied Cas, to widespread relief and deep sighs.
Of course, this only intensified the effects of the pheremones on the senshi.
"Actually, it's tiny and incredibly fast. It feeds exclusively on flower pollen."
"Oh, like a hummingbird," remarked Ami, as she slipped her bra out from under her blouse, tossing it off to the side with the others.
"Well, if you say so," confirmed Cas. "Assuming that a hummingbird flies at hypersonic velocities, has vorpal-sharp wings it uses to slice animals and the like into fertilizer, and has a necrotizing breath weapon."
"Umm," whined Usagi, "that doesn't sound good."
"It isn't," replied a shocked Ami. "Assuming that it doesn't slice us all limb from limb in the blink of an eye, either all of our bones would be shattered by the sonic boom of its flight, or our flesh would be dissolved into a bloody goo by its breath."
"Thankfully, it spends nearly all of its time eating and sleeping," reassured Cas. "Perhaps a minute of activity for each hour of recuperation."
So how long does it recuperate at a time?" asked Michiru.
"Oh, about a fortnight solid at a time," replied Cas. "So it can only get some six hours straight of activity every two weeks."
The meeting continued towards noon. Food and drink were consumed and dishes were put away. Pheremones saturated the Senshi's blood streams, turning them into aggressive nymphomaniacs. Not that anybody present noted the difference. Clothing had long been divested, and even Ami, normally so shy that even the thought of a love letter would cause her to erupt into hives, was casually fingering herself into a series of delicious orgasms.
"So, Cas," asked Setsuna, "exactly what can your tentacles do?"
"Well," he replied, "first there's the simple, basic stuff. They're fully prehensile, and solid muscle, so they're remarkably strong, particularly for holding things. On the other hand, they're also capable of an incredible level of precise manipulation, right down to the microscopic level. The waxy coating on them serves primarily as a lubricant, but is also a hyperconcentrated form of the same pheremones I can release into the air."
He leaned forward importantly, "Personally, I consider manipulating people with those pheremones to be both crude and impolite, so I habitually keep it dampened down as much as possible."
He leaned back. "Then there's the more useful stuff. Mainly figure enhancement and health improvement. Little point to seducing and having sex with someone if they drop dead from exhaustion before you can get off. Besides, if you can't find someone who is already sexy enough, you can always improve someone you already have available."
"That sounds wonderful," breathed Haruka, to universal agreement. "Can you demonstrate on us?"
"What, improving your figures and health?" returned a surprised Cas. "Well, it is impolite to refuse the ladies request. So, who wants to volunteer, and how far do they want to go?"
"Oh, I think we'll all try it," replied Setsuna. "We'll take the enhancements and improvements as far as you can provide it."
"You do realize that this will require extended intimate contact with my tentacles, and the concentrated pheremones on them? I'll have to insert them directly into your deepest core and keep them there for at least an hour, during which you'll be feeling their full effect. Also, I'll have to stop dampening my pheremone production and increase it to the maximum for the duration, so the others will also be feeling the effects."
The affirmation is incontrovertible. The only debate is deciding which half of the group gets to go first.
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(Posted Thu, 06 Feb 2003 03:04)
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