After all, she'd already found a Senshi meeting that had gotten interrupted by Moon and Mars yelling at each other, pulling cheeks and hair, and then the two of them go stomping off. Which had Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter all rolling their eyes because they KNEW what was going on. Which was primarily the two Senshi in question going off to snog.
"Ohayo, Puu-chan!"
"Ohayo, Pluto-san!"
"Yo!"
Sailor Pluto, Guardian Of The Time Gates, Mysterious Senshi, slooooowllllyy turned. She stared.
Chibi-usa blinked at her. Chibi-mamo looked very dignified for a little boy whose shorts were as small as they were. Chibi-rei looked very much like some wild-child who'd recently been in a fight.
"Uhm. Right." said Setsuna Meiou.
"Whatcha watching, grandma?" asked Chibi-rei, peering towards the Time Gates.
"Looks like she's watching AEGIS again," said Chibi-mamo.
"Oh no," said a saddened Chibi-usa. "Here we go again."
"What?" asked Setsuna, who'd gone from denial to defensive to 'say what?!' in her posture.
"Not a good time to visit," said Chibi-mamo.
"Oh, I don't know," said Chibi-rei. "Kind of like watching an old 'roadrunner versus coyote' cartoon."
Setsuna twitched. Just a little. Having no doubt whom was whom.
"Well, we can't stay home at the Palace," said Chibi-rei. "I've got an idea."
Setsuna blinked at the key-shaped remote control suddenly being brandished by the little tomboy.
clicka!
Doctor Kumori Mizuno was a pediatrician. She came home from the hospital looking tired but happy.
Ami fidgeted when she saw that. "Errr."
"More couples having healthy children," said Doctor Mizuno. "That nice young Gatekeeper."
"Errrr," said Ami, fidgeting.
"It's so wonderful to have all these healthy young couples having healthy young children," enthused Doctor Mizuno, apparently oblivious to her daughter's discomfort. "I was just talking to Doctor Takayama. The obstetrics doctor?"
"Ahh, yeah, well," said Ami.
"Just imagine, women affected by his aura have no morning sickness or cramps or any of the other usual pitfalls of pregnancy," said Doctor Mizuno. "Etsuko, that is to say Doctor Takayama, has been trying to get Gatekeeper Ranma to tour the hospital for MONTHS. It'll be in two more months but the entire staff is talking about it."
"Uhm, yeah," said Ami.
"And the children," continued her mother. "You know how the vast majority of those conceived under the influence of his Gate power are not only healthy - but above average in some respect? Some of the oldest ones now are in grade school, not surprising as he HAS been operating for so many years, and you wouldn't believe some of the test scores!"
"I think I've got more studying I should be doing," said Ami.
"He's single," said Doctor Mizuno, eyeing her daughter.
"URK!" said Ami, coming to a conclusion that had her wanting to go hide even more.
"I wonder how he feels about older women," mused Doctor Mizuno.
"EEEP!" said Ami, who had come to another conclusion and thinking this one sounded even worse.
Looking at the door her daughter had vanished behind, Doctor Mizuno shrugged. "I was only kidding... though that WOULD get him to stick around, wouldn't it?"
"Wow! Even her hair turned gray!" observed Chibi-usa.
"That worked even better than I thought it would," agreed Chibi-rei.
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