Popping some Arthritis Strength Tylenol(TM) pills, (she had become a pro at it) Setsuna dragged her feet over to the Time Gates to see what kind of shit mess she had to clean up this time. She couldn't wait for the great freeze to happen and then to have Crystal Tokyo exist. That way, she wouldn't have to worry about protecting its chance of existing anymore.
The Time Gates opened before Setsuna. She looked over Crystal Tokyo. Hmm... Everything seemed in order. The usual 'Leave it to Beaver' air was in the air. That was good. People went about their business. The mailman delivered mail... The people paid homage to the monarchs... The Milkman brought the milk to families on time... Kids were going to school and getting education...
"School? I thought we banned those. Children only need to know how to follow their monarchs." Shrugging her shoulders, Setsuna said, "Still, that's not that bad."
Checking more, Setsuna started to become more disgruntled. Fighting Arenas? Strip Clubs? Porno Stores? What the f*cking hell was THIS doing in Crystal Tokyo!? And where the hell did all the crystal spires that ingrained fear and respect into the inhabitants go!? Why was every building looking like some sort of huge tree or something from out of 'The Lord of the Rings'?
Then another fact hit Setsuna... Were the people all... FURRIES!? "THIS HAS GOT TO BE A SICK JOKE!!!"
Checking further into this, Setsuna realized they weren't furries. The people were Lycanthrope! "How is this possible? All the Lycanthrope were iped out during Sailor Moon's Final Battle! The Genoicde of Jade alone killed the vast majority of them!"
So wanting to, yet unable to look away, Setsuna continued to look at what had become of Crystal Furry Tokyo. "Ye Gods, who the hell came up with such a crappy name as 'Furry Tokyo'!?"
Somewhere in the Heavens, Toltirr was smiling and wriging his hands in an almost sadistic manner.
Continuing her search, and studies, Setsuna did not like the changes she saw in the future incarnations of the Senshi. ALL OF THEM WERE LYCANTHROPE!!!
Usagi had become a true force of royalty and was now a regal Werelioness. Mamoru, with all his shady characteristics was a Werewolf. The two ruled from the Crystal Palace as they had always done... Even the palace was still the same, with the small exceptption that all the silverware in the dining hall was replaced with gold utensils.
Makoto was now a Werewolf. And running a VERY successful restaurant, the 'Wolf's Tail'. As Setsuna looked into Makoto, she groaned. Apparently, THIS is where it all started. She'd have to have a talk with that girl.
Looking at Minako, she found that the Princess of Venus was now a Werecheetah. And a nice looking on at that. Still, why did she open a Casino? All Setsuna could guess was she liked how gold complimented her fur.
Well, Ami had gotten her wish. She was the cutest doctor Setsuna had ever seen. Those Wererat ears must have made it hard for people to take her seriously at times. Still, a cute mouse-like woman could easilly treat children.
Though Rei was still running the Hikawa Shrine and keeping to her duties, Setsuna couldn't help but notice how well Rei filled out the Shinto Priest robes as a Weretigress. Left very little to the imagination. At least THAT got people to come to the temple.
Haruka was still keeping to races, though no longer on the driving track. Now that she was a Werecheetah, she preferred to perfomr track and field, as cars no longer gave her the same high-speed thrill as before. Running better than 140 mph kind of spoiled the girl.
Michiru was pretty much the same. Becoming a Jagwere did not change her outlook on life at all. She was still the same loyal woman to Haruka. If anything, she developed a technique to play the violin with her tail.
Setsuna then shuddered. Michiru and Haruka definitely found having tails VERY useful.
Checking on Hotaru, Setsuna was surprised how much becomine a Werepanthress was a blessing for the girl. The natural healing abilities kept the Princess of Saturn healthy. Plus all the men were drooling over the satin-like black coat she had. Little Hotaru had become a real looker, and instead of repulsing people, now had a fan-base larger than Minako and Makoto combined!
Then Setsuna saw herself. She cringed. Why was SHE a weretigress in the future!? Using the Time Gates to check her ancestry. While it took some time, Setsuna got her answer and so began swearing in old Norse. It turned out her great-great-grandmother on her father's side was a weretigress.
As for Chibi-usa... Oh God damn, you should NOT cross a Werewolf and a Werelion! She needed to shave every day!
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(Posted Tue, 07 Jan 2003 17:30)
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