[Episode 205441] [Episode 205441]
Rei Hino, a young miko at her grandfather's temple, was surprised to see a very wet Sailor Uranus running towards her. She also noticed that she had a slight limp and seemed to have been in a fight. She waved her over. "Hurry up, in here." She had to get her out of sight as quickly as possible before anyone else saw her.
Haruka ran into the small room with barely a twinge. Thankfully, there was a bench so she could get off her feet. "Rei, I need you to get a hold of all the "inners" and get them here as soon as possible." She tried not to sound desperate or out of control, but Rei was not fooled.
"What's the matter and what happened to you?" Rei asked concerned.
"Please...I will tell everyone once they get here. So until then, just let me catch my breath. OK?"
"OK Haruka, I am just worried about you" she told her as she left to make some quick calls.
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"We're all here Haruka. So are you going to tell us what the emergency is and what happened to you?" Usagi asked with a lot of trepidation and some unshed tears in her eyes. She was imagining the worse and the more time she had before she found out, the worse the possibilities were becoming.
Haruka stood before the "inners" and struck a pose that she hoped conveyed 'quiet strength' and 'honesty.' Too bad she was using a pose that she had seen politicians use.
"We have a terrible situation. There is a Demon or Dark General that has taken over and doing unspeakable things to poor Hotaru. Also, he has Pluto under his control too. Pluto was doing nothing to stop the corruption of Hotaru and she stood back and laughed when I was attacked. Then that...whatever he was, kicked me so hard that I ended up landing in the lake behind the temple. What we need to do is Sailor up and head back there and take care of this villain!" She was almost salivating at the thought of going back there and putting the hurt on that asshole. She was looking around to see if they were as fired up as she was.
However...
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Hotaru was still disappointed that her husband didn't join her in the shower. He is supposed to help get her back and…giggle…other things. *BLUSH* She had her cute pout on her face until she saw him still standing where she last saw him. He still had that half-stunned, half goofy grin on his face.
She slowly and seductively (at least for her) walked up to Ranma and looked him in the face. “Hmmm…” waving her hand in front of his face, she quietly said, “he is really out of it.”
Just then, a strange, for her, thought went through her head. ‘If he is still like this…I must be really, really good!!!’ And for a young woman who has never been good at anything or so greatly complemented in such an honest manner, it was like the sun coming up upon the darkened land, bringing joy and confidence to her fragile mental image and ego. She swelled in pride and if one was to have seen her right then, they would have seen her literally glowing.
After coming (no not cumming) back to herself, she hung her head to hide an embarrassed blush. However, as she was looking down at her feet, she noticed that her husband was in an excited state and tenting his pants something fierce.
“OH Ranma, we are going to have to do something about that” she said sweetly. She then remembered something she had heard earlier. 'Well…Ranma did say that sex was the best endurance training he has ever had, and as I need endurance training to help me be stronger…, problem solved.'
Her face was beet red as she reached out to help alleviate her husband's discomfort. She gripped the sides of his pants and carefully pulled them down around his hips to free his penis or what she liked to call it, his "wild horse."
Ranma slowly noticed that he'd been standing like a statue for some time, then he noticed something else. "Wha...What?" Ranma was amazed. Normally, in a situation like this, he'd have beat feet by now. "Hotaru-chan, what are you doing?" He smiled at his wife with a crimson face. He couldn't help it. He's standing in the hallway, at full mast, and his beautiful wife is stripping him of the only clothes he had on.
Once she had dropped his pants to his ankles, Ranma stepped out of them to finish what she started. She then slowly reached out and gently grasped his penis. She just could not believe it, the feel of it and how it felt in her hand and other places. And by slowly and gently caressing him there, he would groan, twitch, and thrash, all the while making such interesting faces. She was getting even more excited by the moment. They had a lot to do, because they were still on there "Honeymoon.""
She said, “Come Anata, we have a lot of...training to do," with a smile, as she slowly pulled Ranma back into their room.
Ranma was led by his “short leash” and he was glad because it was something that his wife wanted and definitely something he wanted too. ‘This “Love” stuff is great’ was the last bit of complex thought he had for quite some time.
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Usagi stood up in front of Haruka and placed a hand gently upon her shoulder. "Haruka...there are some things that you need to know" she said solemnly. But that did not last too long. "Now, Rei, would you please tell her what she needs to know." She turned back around to not only sit down, but to also cover up her silly little smile and embarrassment.
Rei was complaining internally, 'Damn it, Meatball head has already forgotten what I told her yesterday. Figures!' "OK. According to the spirits that would speak to me, this "Dark general" is one Ranma Saotome. He is also known as The Vile One, The Cursed One, Ranko, The Bringer of Chaos, and..." Rei paused to give her some time to absorb what has been given to her before she moves onto the last one.
'The vile one and the cursed one sounds about right. Corrupting poor, sweet, innocent, and naive Hotaru. The bringer of chaos, now that sounds kind of scary, but it’s most likely a name he uses to sound tougher than he is. But Ranko??? WTF?' A frown creased her brow as she tried to figure that one out. "And...?" She was getting a little nervous wondering what was up with all the suspense. She figured that she was not going to like what else Rei was going to say.
"And...God Slayer Saotome." She told Haruka. Rei and the other ‘Inners’ had looks of anger and pity in their eyes and it was all directed at her.
*Gulp* "God Slayer...? What...Does that really mean what it sounds like?" She was trying to hold onto her bravado, but it was failing fast.
Rei continued to fill her in on this very important information. "Yes, God Slayer. Not too long ago, someone he cared about was kidnapped and put in mortal danger by a Kami. To save her, he had to battle and ended up killing this Kami. Haruka, please imagine if someone tried to harm or keep someone he loved away from him. What would he do to get her back?" Her eyes were watery and she wanted to cry because she knew what kind of person Haruka normally was, impulsive, and she did not want her to get killed. Maybe taken down a few pegs because of her arrogance and the way she acted towards her and the rest them, but not killed.
Minako chimed in, "Yeah, Rei told us about this yesterday. That fight was like that Jimi Hendrix lyrics, He went to the mountain, and brought it down with the end of his wang."
All the other "Inners" groaned "Minakoooo." *face slap*
"What?" she asked, totally clueless.
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*Poke* *Poke* “Come on Michiru. Any other time, this would be funny, but enough is enough.” While standing there waiting for her friend, roommate, and teammate to wake up, she had an interesting thought. ‘Hmmm…maybe I should make Ranma a “Dark General” costume just to mess with Haruka and Michiru. I’m sure Hotaru wouldn’t mind. She’d probably want one of her own too.’ She almost wanted to roll on the ground laughing thinking about how much fun she could have at their expense.
*Poke* *Poke* "Michiru…?"
“Oh my head…Setsuna, please stop poking me with that stick” she asked this with a controlled voice.
Setsuna smiled at her request and said, “OK…*Poke*
“Hey! I mean, that is no longer necessary. By the way, where is Haruka?”
“Oh, she took off, but I’m not sure where she was headed because it happened so fast.” She said the last part with a secret little smile.
“That sounds like her; I just wish she would have stuck around. We all need to sit down and calmly and rationally discuss what has happened.” She was somehow able to pull off “dignified” while sitting on her ass in their backyard surrounded by bits of broken window, a Haruka sized chunk of bedroom wall, and a mess of snapped off branches. Michiru suddenly stopped moving and stared blankly into space for a few seconds. “Oh…that is not good.”
Setsuna asked, “What is the matter Michiru?” No matter how much she enjoyed yanking her chain, she was concerned.
“The sea is stormy” she said ominously.
'I wonder what it could be?' she pondered. "Do you have any idea what could be causing the disturbance that you are feeling?"
"No, nothing as of yet, but..." she started to say.
"...Ranma...this is the best training ever...You fill me so full!”
"Who is the only one who gets to ride the "Wild Horse!"?” Ranma cried out.
"me...Me...ME...YEE HAH!!!" Hotaru screamed to the heavens her thanks.
*THUD* went Michiru again.
'Damn, those two are worse than Haruka and Michiru. Hmmm...ARGH...What am I thinking! Burn the image from my mind, Burn the image from my mind! T.M.I. Yes, the Time Gate room is dirty, MUST CLEAN.
*BAMF* went the displaced air as Pluto made like Elvis, and left the building, leaving an unconscious Neptune to fend for herself.
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Somewhere in Tokyo, an old man is dabbing his tears of joy with his silky darling.
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