That was when a certain fanged boy turned the corner. Once again obviously lost, he was muttering to himself as he looked over some item. "It was SUPPOSED to have a lot of power. Why didn't it work?! No changes, no shifts, nothing!" He threw back his head to vent to the heavens.
"Ryoga Hibiki, prepare to die!"
Ryoga closed his mouth in confussion. That wasn't right. He hadn't meant to say that. And since when had his voice sounded all soft and sexy? He opened his mouth to try again and that was when it hit him.
In this case "it" could be the realisation that that hadn't been his voice. "It" could also have been Ranma's furry foot. Both hit him at about the same time.
Ryoga snapped his head back and stared at Ranma in confussion. "What the heck happened to you?"
"Dammit, Ryoga, this is all your fault!" Ranma yowled and struck.
Ryoga gapped at him/her then ralied his thoughts. "Hey, stop stealing my lines." Then he lost it and just gaped at the figures running up behind Ranma.
"Sexy catgirls are a cultural icon," a near naked Sailor Moon announced, "but it's still wrong to turn cute girls into mindless animals! For forcing your perverted fantasies on innocent young schoolgirls, in the name of the Moon, I, Sailor Moon, will punish you!"
"The hell ...?" Ryoga blurted and started to nosebleed.
"Die pervert!" Ranma yelled and struck.
Now Ranma was incredibly fast and strong, but Ryoga was even stronger and very, very tough. Fights between them usually consisted of Ranma weaving through Ryoga's powerful blows and Ryoga simply absorbing the flurry from Ranma's fists. However, this was not a usual fight.
For one thing, Ranma found that the amaguriken and nekoken were a very effective combination. It was fortunate that Ryoga's skin was considerably tougher than forged steel because Ranma might have been angry enough not to limit things to his clothes. Confussed and disoriented, Ryoga was quickly stripped of his dignity, among other things.
It was the senshi turn to gap and blush.
For another thing, Ryoga wasn't fighting back as well as he might. Ranma's cute girl body always managed to distract him in a fight unless he was really angry. With Ranma turned into a sexy catgirl and five pretty young girls standing by in tattered remains of their short skirted uniforms, Ryoga was very distracted.
That was until Ryoga looked down and realised what had caught the senshi's rapt attention. The senshi also looked down to realise what had distracted Ryoga.
Tick. Tick. Tick.
For a breif few moments the sound of a dripping tap was the only thing to be heard.
(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)
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