"Gotcha!" said Ranma as he caught her from falling. "Waagh!" shrieked Ranma as his hands ended up supporting her by her breasts. her swimsuit top, not designed to handle such loads, popped one.
"..."
"..."
"What's your name, kind sir?"
"err... Ranma. Ranma Saotome."
"When shall we get married, Ranma?"
"..."
"Yes?"
"hmmm... I'm not sure how to say this," Ranma sweated out, "But I don't think that I can..."
"You... YOU'RE A VILLIAN!!! After touching me in such a way that no man ever has before, after seeing me in this indecent clothing, after seducing me in such a manner, breaking the heart of a young maiden!" as tears began streaming down her face, "Making all those promises! Liar! Cheat!" ,Amelia started babbling, her imagination playing tricks on her, "Cad! Playboy! Jerk!" she continued, as Ranma began backing away, knowing from experience what was coming next, "In the name of Seilune, I will punish you! FISTS OF JUSTICE!!! ...oh, and, I'll give you another chance to answer that question after I rehabilitate you, cutie... YAAH!"
"ouch."
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(Posted Mon, 10 Mar 2003 09:58)
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