"Never mind," said Akane. "I've never seen those before in my life."
"Uh huh," said most of the school, looking skeptical. Even if it WAS Kodachi making the accusation - the more scandalous it was the more it would get repeated thereafter whether there was any credible evidence or not.
"Oh, and what of THIS?!" said Kodachi as she found something and flourished it.
"A mousetrap? Hey, you live with Happosai in the same house and see if YOU don't put things like that in your underwear drawer," pointed out Akane.
"So it IS your underwear drawer," pointed out someone a bit slower in the crowd.
"And THIS?!" asked Kodachi, holding something else out.
"I'm just holding it for Nabiki's birthday," said Akane.
"Really? She play cops-n-robbers or something?" asked Ranma, wondering why anyone would want a pair of handcuffs anyway.
"...or something..." speculated the crowd in unison.
"HEY!" protested Nabiki from the second floor window.
"You have an excuse for this?" asked Kodachi skeptically as she fished something else out.
"What IS that?" asked Ranma.
"I have no idea, what are you asking me for?!" responded Akane.
"Pity," said Kodachi, looking over the odd device before tossing it over one shoulder. "In this case, I was hoping someone would explain it to me. Still there's THIS - found underneath your bed!"
"Uhm," Akane turned red briefly (in embarassment though many interpreted it as guilt) before coming up with a likely explanation. "Those must have been stashed there by Happosai!"
"It's just a collar and leash," reasoned Ranma. "And some kinda harness. You getting those for P-chan or something?"
"Sized for a human?" asked Kodachi, holding the things out at arm length and examining Akane through them as if imagining what Akane would look like in them.
"Leave P-chan OUT of this," growled Akane to Ranma.
"P-chan's the pig that turns into that boy with the fangs, isn't he?" asked Kodachi.
"WHAT?!" exclaimed a shocked Ranma. Had the pressure point worked after all?!
"The piglet wandered through the shower room frequented by the Hebereke Rhythmic Gymnastics Team once, and I saw a most curious transformation," said Kodachi.
"Oh, so THAT she figures out," grumbled Ranma.
"Yeah, I remember taking a nice hot soak at home once when my bubble bath erupted and WOOP -there he was," said Yuka.
"What are they talking about?" asked Akane, her imagination refusing to go there.
"No idea," lied Ranma.
"Class is started, you know," shouted a teacher from a window.
"Clearly you are more formidable than I had previously thought," said Kodachi tossing the drawer behind her. "Yet now know this - that I shall endeavor to break the hold you have placed on my dearest Ranma by training in him in the Clouds & Rain!"
"Huh?" asked Ranma. Was that a martial arts technique?
Akane had realized something though and stomped over to where Kodachi was still standing on the wall. "YOU DUMPED MY UNDERWEAR ON THE LAWN?!"
Suddenly there was a crowd of young boys (and one perverted old gnome) grabbing up discarded undies.
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