[Episode 206840] [Episode 206840]Panting for breath as he ran through the forest, John tried to ignore the squeaky sounds from between his legs that sounded out as his moistened thighs rubbed together. Damn it! He would have had to defecate in his clothing when he saw that guy! But... by the thousand gods! That was a FERAL HUMAN! Oh hell, how the hell could a human go Feral!? It had to be true! There was such a thing as Tamer’s Disease Blood Curse! He was Feral and needed sex! HE NEEDED SEX!!! “Don’t... don’t want to die, don’t want to be ass-raped, don’t want to die, don’t-AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” His mantra was cut off screamed while falling down the side of a short cliff and into a clearing. He landed harshly, creating a large dist-cloud.
Couching a bit as the dust cloud dissipated, a young Pokégirl Tamer turned his head to the side to get a look at what was going on. Blinking his eyes once, twice, Ash sighed as he lowered his head in defeat. “I’d just gotten that fire going...” he whimpered as he dropped the two sticks he’d been rubbing together for the past three hours. He honestly wished he had a Fire-type pokégirl on hand. It wouldn’t have taken three dammed hours to get done! But no, all he had out was his Tigress who, while great for battling and awesome for bed... had rather poor domestic skills. “Hey, Tanya could you...” he trailed off as he saw his Tigress stomping over to the downed person that crashed into their camp-site and ruined their chance to make dinner. “Never mind...”
“HEY! ASSWIPE!" The Tigress roared as she picked the man up by his shoulders. “What the hell do you think... you’re...” she made a face, her ears flattening to the side of her head as her left eye twitched. “Good gods! Did you shit yourself!?” She shrieked as his stench was brutally assaulting her olfactory senses.
John winced as he had the Tigress roaring in his face, however he recognized who this wonderful piece of pokéass’ owner was. “Oh thank the gods it’s you, retard!” He shouted to runt of his former class. “I’m actually glad to see you!”
Frowning at the sight of John Sexmore, the self-proclaimed ‘next great Harem Master’ was not pleased to see who it was that ruined his hard work with starting a cooking fire. “Oh... it’s you...” sighing, he commanded his Tigress while trying to restart the fire, “Tanya, please beat him up.” After all, that other Pokégirl Tamer, Jack and Gary would constantly beat him up when they were growing up and going to school together. And then when the day came to become Pokégirl Tamers, they all beat him to the choices of CharAmanda, Boobisaur and Squirtitty that were at Professor Stroak’s lab, leaving him left to take the Feral Peekabu the Professor was keeping. He was just lucky that he was able to beat someone and get Tanya as salvage. She was an awesome pokégirl with not only a heavenly body, but unlike his Peekabu she could actually talk!
Grinning widely, the Tigress was quick to reply to her would-be-victim. “Well, you heard Master. Time for you to take your beating.” She practically purred as she prepared to give this smelly son of a bitch the beating of his life. That would teach him to practice better hygiene!
As the Tigress raised her fist to punch his face in, John raised his arms forward in a warding gesture. When he saw she wasn’t going to stop, he screamed, “WAIT! We can’t stay around for this! We gotta get out of here! There’s a Feral HUMAN running around!!”
Staring at the shivering Tamer, the short male asked, “You’re shitting me.” As he thought about it, Ash sweat-dropping at the day-dream of a human acting like a Feral pokégirl. It wasn’t a pretty mental image to say the least.
Nodding his head quickly, Gary’s lackey quickly cried out, “IT’S TRUE!” He panted for breath. “He got Gary and Jack! He was very territorial and cat-like! He even took down Gary’s Shadowcat and a Titacruel! And you don’t wanna know what he did to Jack’s Octopussy!”
Ash blinked his eyes once, twice. While he’d known John and the others to try and play pranks on him over the course of his existence, he could just feel that the pure terror the chicken-hearted bastard was displaying wasn’t faked. His eyes widened as a sudden thought came to him. “OH MY GODS IT’S TRUE!” He screeched. “There really IS a world with PokéBoys where Miss Linda McKenzie used Sukebe’s tech to take over the world and make it into a feminist paradise where-”
He was cut off as Tanya’s tail slapped him across the face. “Master...” the Tigress spoke softly. She took a deep breath before calmly telling him, “You really need to stop reading fanfiction in your spare time.” Left unsaid was he should be using it to Tame her more. Once a day was not satisfying enough for her!
“What?” Ash asked curiously. At the look his Tigress was giving him, he shouted, “But look at him! It’s gotta be true!”
Tanya rolled her eyes at her Master’s antics. He was a good kid, but sadly he was as inexperienced and naďve as they came; she needed to fix that. Shaking her head in exasperation, she turned her attention back to and stared at the jerk who crashed in on them. “Listen schmuck... I don’t believe you.”
Shaking his head, John tried to reason. “Listen! You gotta believe me! Beat me up if you want when we’re to somewhere safe but please, PLEASE! We gotta leave now!” He blinked his eyes once, twice. “Hey... anyone hear that buzzing?”
At that question, the beginning Pokégirl Tamer blinked his eyes before her turned his head back and forth, looking around the area. “What buzzing?”
Ash’s question as answered when a pokégirl flew down from the sky. She had a very pretty feminine faces, curvaceous body with generous C-Cup breasts and hair that was a soft lavender color. Covered with a light chitinous armor on her arms, legs and torso, her long, gossamer wings were flapping together, making a rather distinct buzzing sound...
And then she spread her legs and thrust her thorax forward between them, her tail stinger stabbing into John’s back. He screamed in sheer pain as the BuzzBreast released a paralytic toxin directly into his spine from the hollow-point at the tip of her stinger. She then reached forward with her hands and grabbed his shoulders before taking off with him into the sky, his screams echoing even as the sound of buzzing tried to drown them out. About ten seconds later, a PokéBall fell from the sky and landed on the ground where he had been; the speed with which the BuzzBreast flew off with her prey having caused it to fall off.
“A BuzzBreast!” Ash gasped as he looked high up into the sky, watching as the Feral Bug/Poison-type pokégirl carried him away, obviously intent to do unspeakable things to him when she got him to the hive. Turning to his Tigress, the short male asked his pokégirl, “Shouldn’t you have kept hold of him?”
Shrugging her shoulders, the feline pokégirl asked, “What for? It’s not like he ever did anything for you besides tear apart your self-esteem.” She then bent over and picked up the red and white sphere. “Here you go. Can’t let this go to waste,” she said as she offered the PokéBall to her owner. “You best get to Taming her and make her part of the Harem as soon as you can.”
Nodding his head, Ash took the offered PokéBall. As much as he hated to think about it, he had to admit, that what she said was true enough. Still, he made a mental note to call the Professor in the vid-com the next time he was in a city. He’d appreciate the update on Sexmore’s status. But hey, at least he got a new pokégirl out of this! Hopefully she’d be a useful one; maybe he’d get lucky and it would be the CharAmanda that John had gotten from the Professor last week!
However, before Ash could throw the PokéBall and shout the generic activation command he noticed something. Straining to hear it, he asked his Tigress, “Hey Tanya! Do you hear buzzing.” As he saw his pokégirl stared wide-eyed at his direction, the vertically-challenged Pokégirl Tamer turned around in place...
...And saw almost two dozen BuzzBreasts hovering behind him. “Oh crap in a hat...”
With the black-furred feline girl back within the safety of her container, the middle Tendo sister had to sigh. This wasn’t good, but at least she’d done something to save someone. She slowly looked over to the fallen duo. The one that called himself Gary was on his side, holding onto his face with both his hands. She could tell he got injured badly from the red that was seeping past between his fingers. Didn’t mean she felt bad for him though, at least he was conscious.
However, even as Nabiki took some reassurance in knowing she saved that Shadowcat with the PokéBall, it was short-lived. She sat up and straight as she tried to listen. She could hear a sound on the horizon that seemed to be getting closer, heading their way. “Buzzing?” She asked softly before looking back and forth to see if Ranma was close-by. She had no clue what that was and didn’t want to be alone.
Fortunately, she wouldn’t be alone. A large form burst forth from the woods. Already her heart pumped and her adrenaline began to flow as her body prepared for the ‘flight’ reflex. Although the situation wasn’t anything she’d be used to anytime soon, she was able to take stock of what was going on. And what had come through looked to be a large tiger-like woman in tube-top and mini-skirt carrying some short guy dressed in denim street clothes in her arms. She didn’t miss that both looked terrified.
Seeing the nude woman on the ground, Ash yelled at her, “RUN FOR IT! BUZZBREAST ARE COMING AND THEY’RE PISSED!”
At the fear in his voice, Nabiki stood to get to running. She had to get out of here with those spheres that held her sisters! However, before she was even to her feet, she saw them. Coming out over the trees were many, many bee-like girls. They looked down at her with large eyes before they started heading down towards the new target.
Understandably, Nabiki screamed.
Turning to look over her shoulder, Tanya cursed as she saw the nude woman fall to the ground, the BuzzBreasts starting to gang up on her as he grabbed her and forced her to her feet. “Master?” She asked curiously. While she was more than willing to run to save their own necks, she knew the kid had something rare in this day and age. A heart. He wouldn’t be able to leave the girl behind to such a fate. “What are your commands?”
Sighing, Ash could already feel his pokégirl putting him down. “You try and break them up before they can talk off with that girl. I’ll get Peekabu ready.”
With that, the Tigress lunged forward. “Okay Buzz-bitches prepare for-SHIT!” She cursed as three of them were already taking off with her and going up high. “DAMN IT!” She cursed once more as she saw at least four BuzzBreasts rounding on her. She hissed at them as her fur stood on end. If they wanted a fight, well do be it!
Struggling against the hands that held her, Nabiki screamed louder. Her screams reached new octaves as she felt one of the bee-women suddenly stab her in the leg with what felt like a thick needle. Kami in heaven, this couldn’t be happening!!
“ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!” Came the battle-cry of a male form that just flew from the tree-tops and smashed into the group that was trying to fly off. The Cat snarled in anger at these encroachers that were trying to take his female. His senses could smell the fear and hear the cries and knew to play for keeps. He struck out with his calws at the ready.
“BREEEAAAAAST!!” One of the insect pokégrls screamed as she came to pieces when light seemed to swath through her. Wings that were surprisingly durable came to pieces as they were cleanly sliced. Chitinous armor, which could deflect most shrapnel and flack was rendered useless amidst a spray of blood. She fell in a nose-dive in one direction as her two comrades fell in another.
The Cat rowled and hissed as it went falling amidst the duo of predators while trying to reclaim what was his from them. A hand crashed in through the chitin-plating that covered most of one of the insect’s sternum, caving it in and clawing about inside of her chest cavity. It still squirmed in death throes even as they crashed onto the ground, having used its corpse to soften the landing.
Rearing his head back, the cat rowled in pain as the one enemy that hadn’t been hurt on the way downed stabbed into his side; once, twice, three times! He took a quick swipe of his claws, striking across the bee’s face.
Seeing the BuzzBreast fall back in a spray of red and buzzing about the ground wildly, Ash had to gulp. Holy shit, this was bad! So very, very bad! It looked like John had been telling the truth and they had so much more to deal with now! Taking two of the three PokéBalls off from his belt and tossed them forward with the generic activation term, “PokéBall! GO!”
Trying to crawl away from the battle-field, Nabiki’s eyes widened as she heard a very familiar sound. She looked up and saw as two red and white spheres popped open and release a haze of red light. Her eyes widened as she realized it was more of these pokégirls; a yellow mouse-like girl with sparking red cheeks and a thunder bolt-shaped tail and a very red and reptilian female with short blonde hair a flame flickering at the end of her tail. She looked over and saw the young man that was carried into the area standing by.
Smiling as he saw that, yes he had gotten the CharAmanda, Ash was feeling a whole let better about this. Fire beat Bug, pure and simple! “CharAmanda! Flamethrower at those BuzzBreast.”
Hearing the command yet only seeing some short guy shouting, the CharAmanda frowned. Her previous master lost her already? What a let down! Growling in anger, she turned towards the oncoming group of BuzzBreasts. She waited for them to almost be upon her before she let a roaring wave of flame loose, the fire blasting over the small army of Bug-type pokégirls at point-blank. She smirked as she saw at least four fall to the ground, the skin smoldering and their wings burnt to nothing.
“Pee, Peeka-BU!” The mouse-type chided at her apparent new harem-sister. She had been standing right next to her! She frowned as she turned to look at her owner with the most adorable pout. “Peekaaa...”
Seeing he had his Peekabu’s attention, Ash called to the Electric-type, “Peekabu! We gotta stop these BuzzBreasts and save...” he blinked his eyes as he saw the pigtailed individual at the center of a large grouping of bee-girls, the insectile pokégirls ganging up on and stabbing him again and again, even as he clawed back and killed numbers. “Aw, screw it...” he said slowly. Taking a deep breath he screamed, “PEEKABU! THUNDER!”
Her eyes widening at the command as she threw her punch, Tanya turned about quickly, not even bothering to see the state of the BuzzBreast who’s teeth she just knocked out. Her fur stood on end and tail sticking out as she saw the little lightning rod’s cheeks sparking with such intensity. “Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!” She cursed as she ran towards the downed female of Asian descent. There was no way she’d survive being so close to the blast radius naked as she was. She dropped to all fours as she rushed over to the brown-haired woman quickly.
Trying to reach the two PokéBalls her sisters had been stuck in amidst all the confusion with her numbed hands, Nabiki shrieked in terror as she was suddenly tackled, landing harshly on her back which had been already hurting from the previous fall. She tried to scream for help loudly, letting go any semblance to the cool, calm persona she usually put forward. Still, even in her terrified state, she managed to hear the Tigress covering her yell, “CLOSE YOUR EYES!”
So shocked was she by the command in her voice that she did as told. Just in time too as with a sudden cry of “BUUUUUUUUUUUUU!” it happened. Nabiki’s ears rang at the sudden explosion and the hot air that rushed past them. Even if her sensation of touch was being numbed by the BuzzBreast’s toxins, she could feel the heat blasting past her flesh that wasn’t being covered by the furry woman atop her with an unbearable intensity. She couldn’t help but let off a scream, eyes clenched shut and tears streaming forth from the corners. For a moment, her black vision was red as light flashed brightly against her closed eye-lids.
Finally, it was over, a rumbling sound echoing still into the distance. Trembling, Nabiki slowly opened her eyes, her vision blurry. She coughed as the scent of burned ozone filled her sinuses and lungs. “R-Ranma...” she gasped out as she tried to move, despite having a larger woman pressing her to the ground.
“Hey, you okay?” Tanya asked as she gently lifted herself off from the downed human woman. She winced as she saw that the top layer of skin on the woman’s left shoulder had peeled back; having been exposed when so close to the blast radius. “At least she’s alive...” the Tigress thought with some small amount of relief. They’d have to get back and get her some clothes and first aid.
Opening his eyes, Ash groaned in pain as he lay on his back. Damn, did Thunder ever pack a punch! “We really, really need to learn how to pull back on that punch, Peekabu.” He sat up slowly, rubbing the back of his head. He would’ve thought he’d been used to such by now with all the hits he’d taken to the head over the years.
The only one still standing, the Peekabu turned back to her owner and huffed. He wanted her to stop those BuzzBreast and she had! What was his problem?
Thankful that the Tigress had gotten off of her, the Tendo sister shook her head to try and clear it of the ringing that echoed in her skill. “Ranma?” Nabiki called out again as she tried to look around the damage. “Ranma?” As her vision finally cleared, her eyes widened in horror as she saw him laying on the ground amidst a number of downed bee-like women, smoke rising from his body. “RANMA!” She screamed as she tried to force herself to stand, only to fall forward on her hands and knees without ever making it to one foot. Her entire body just ached!
Having stared at the youth that had obviously been at ground-zero of the attack along with the BuzzBreasts, Tanya could barely believe her eyes. He lay there unmoving yet clearly in better shape than the human woman she’d barely made it to in time to protect. “What is he?” She thought with no small amount of curiousness. He was breathing, if barely, as were a number of people around here.
Sighing to herself, the Tigress shouted, “Master! Get the first aid kit! And the rest of the medical supplies too!” She really did not want to leave this woman along unattended. Poor girl looked like she’d been through hell.
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