Normally when there is love in a story it goes like this:
1. Boy meets girl.
2. Girl meets boy.
3. Bunch of stuff happens
4. They marry or one or both of them die.
End of story.
Yay! ^_^
Ranma’s life is different. Way different. It went sort of like this…
1. Girl meets girls
2. Girl challenge girl.
3. Girls find out girl is boy.
4. Boy is also girl.
5. Boy save another girl.
6. Girl falls for boy.
7. Girl doesn’t notice boy is also girl.
8. Another girl want to kill boy/girl.
9. Girl fall for boy/girl.
10. Repeat. 8 & 9
11. Bunch of stuff happens. 38/36 volumes and 161 episodes +12 Ova’s +3 movies.
12. Magical thing 112.
13. 6 and 1/2 girls in one place.
14. Magical love thing 8.
15. Botched plan 101.
16. Magical things 113-117
17. Hot and cold water.
18. Massive orgy.
19. 7 pregnant girls
20. Massive lesbian marriage
21. Fighting law
22. Screw rules
23. Have money
24. Buy island
25. Build huge mansion
26. 9 months
27. 15 children
28. Build huge multistory mansion in Nerima
29. Go to beach for vacation
30. April 2nd move into multistory mansion in Nerima
Chaos will begin oh so soon.
Chaos times 22 O.O
Yeah… that was weird. Anyway, a more detailed version is that in the Dojo on June 1rst 1989, Ranma was practicing with Akane with Nabiki and Kasumi watching. Ukyo, Shampoo and Kodachi came in right then and Chaos ensured. Ukyo, Shampoo, and Kodachi never gave up even though the other Amazons moved on, and Takawaki Kuno was dead due to suicide when he and his sister found out Ranma was the pigtailed girl a year before. They came in normally, though, Akane attacked Shampoo anyway. That’s when a timed mechanism went off and everyone was hit with a bunch of random magic that Soun and Genma got that were supposed to make their children love each other (physically and otherwise). It messed everything up.
Nevertheless, they were all there and a mixture of a fountain of youth, libido cursed dust, and a bonding spell of magic that made all 7 of them very horny and very bonded to each other on a spiritual level.
It took 7 hours for them to stop messing with each other as they found out they were all pregnant a few days later. It took the other 6 girls to keep Ranma calm enough. Due to Kodachi being the only surviving Kuno after her father was murdered in Hawaii a month before, the 7 had enough resources to persuade the government into a 7 way Polygamy marriage, buy a private island, and build two mansions, one on the island, and one in Nerima 20 years later.
Due to Ranma’s life being insane, all 7 gave birth on the same day, in the same hospital 7 hours apart. The birth order of the children was as followed:
Ranma gave birth to twins Ranma Jr. and Ranko who were male and female respectively. Ranma Jr. had black hair, Ranko red haired.
Shampoo was next giving birth to quadruplets… all girls. Conditioner had purple hair, Moisturizer had red, dye had brown hair, and gel was blonde.
Ukyo gave birth to a son named Shusen. He had dark auburn hair.
Akane gave birth to triplets, 2 boys and a girl. Kireru had black hair with very light blue highlights; Okoru had black hair with very light red highlights; and Zani had Blue hair with red highlights. (How is this even possible?!?)
Kodachi had nearly identical twin girls, only difference was that Shobi was redheaded while Zene had black hair.
Nabiki’s was the most painful for some reason and had twins; Kinsen a boy who had very dark brown hair, and Akka, a girl who was a redheaded.
Kasumi gave birth to a girl named Kiri. She had auburn hair and was the quickest, quietest, and least painful birth which was 7 hours and 36 minutes after Ranma Jr. was born.
So on March 1rst 1990, 15 children were born between 1:17 till 8:53 AM to all those girls that were connected to Ranma, 5 boys and 10 girls.
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Right now it was March 31rst 2006. Ranma and her wives are in Bikini’s tanning in the sun. They are taking a vacation before the kids start high school, and despite it being the end of March, it is a very warm day. Therefore, all 22 of them were out at the beach.
All of Akane’s children have quick tempers, but Kireru has a way of putting his foot in his mouth (only around girls for some reason). While Okoru is extremely egotistic and loves rubbing in how much better he is than others. Zani has a hot temper yes, and will bash others like her mother, but due to her looks, she is quite flirtatious to get what she wants, and like her father, she likes to tease those of both sexes.
Nabiki’s son Kinsen loves to use his martial arts to sneak around and very manipulative, basically, fanon Nabiki with Ranma’s sneaking skills and morals… and a he. Akka tends to stay in the background like her mother and would rather watch and make money than fight; however, she is way better than she lets on and her nonchalant attitude while fighting is her overall personality when dealing with people.
Conditioner is mostly like her mother, with only more morals and not wanting to kill people, a more doing it for honor and pride than ‘Obstacles are for killing’ type. Moisturizer is very serious about her training and wanting to be the best at everything, especially feminine stuff and looking cute for ice cream. Dye is very loose and upbeat, likes to do things for fun and is a party animal like Ranma is at times. Gel… well… she is very ditzy, but smarter than she looks. She likes fooling people and pretending to be someone else to poor suckers and will act stupider to irritate others and get away with things.
Ukyo’s son Shusen is a more masculine Ukyo and Ranma, trying his best to be as manly as possible while also trying to please his mom.
The Kodachi twins are loony, but Shobi is more in touch with reality and is very secretive while being ultra feminine and likes nature. More of a banged your head Ranma thinks he’s a girl type than Ranma himself. Zene is loonier and tells everyone about herself and all her problems, and love interests, etcetera. Like a fannon Ranma cross.
Kiri is really like her mom Kasumi, only more determined to be the best at what she does and be as nice as possible as a challenge.
Ranma’s children… well…
“Ha! I beat you again Ranko! Give it up, I’m better!”
“Oh yeah Junior? I still have one attack up my sleeve!”
“It can’t be good, face it, I’ve seen everything.”
“Oh yeah?” Flashes boobs
Ranma Jr. gets a nosebleed
“Damn it sis! Why did you do thaaaaaaAAAA…?”
He gets thrown by Ranko
“Ha! I knew it! It worked just like Mom said!”
“Stupid Tomboy! It’s not funny!”
“Yes it is, because it works! Mom did it herself so many times! You use everything to your advantage; it’s Everything Goes for a reason.”
Ranma sighed as she heard that the twins were fighting. They always did that. Just like all her 15 children… well except Kiri. Still, this wasn’t bad at all… yet Ranma needed to tell her wives something.
“Too bad they start school in 8 days.”
“So?” Asked Akane, who was on Ranma’s right.
“It’s at Furinkan.”
That got all of their attention.
‘There goes the neighborhood…" was the thought of the adults…
“There’s nothing to worry about Ranma darling…” Kodachi said “My father isn’t alive to cut their hair remember?”
“That’s not the point sugar.” Ukyo disagreed “Before we put them in different schools, now, they are ALL going to Furinkan together!” she turned towards Ranma “Ran-chan, you think it was insane when we went? Now imagine if there were 15 of us!!”
“Honestly Ranma what were you thinking!” Akane asked
Ranma just smiled “I didn’t have a choice; no other school will let them in. Besides, a martial artist’s life is fraught with peril; having them all go together makes up for them having an easier life. That and I would love to see their faces when 15 of my kids show up! Its revenge!”
Nabiki pointed out the other side of the coin. “Still Ranma it is a bit much to have 15 16 year olds all in the same class that are brothers and sisters.”
“You know Shampoo no care.” Shampoo smirked “Warriors stick together no?”
“Shampoo, please, this is serious. Talk right please.” Kasumi asked sweetly “I think it would be a wonderful idea Ranma. The children should stick together. They get along so well.”
As she said that Zani was chasing Kinsen and Okoru down covering her chest. “GIVE ME BACK MY TOP YOU JERKS!”
“Told you I could get it!” Okoru told his partner in crime Kinsen.
“You win this one… not! I got 3 of her panties from her bag! Ha!”
“Oh yeah well I… shut up! She’s gaining!”
“I bet you 1000 yen she can catch up to you before we leave.”
“You’re on!”
At the same time the hair products 4 were arguing over the result of the volleyball game they just played.
“Moist! You can’t use your sword to destroy the ball! That’s cheating!” Conditioner exclaimed.
“Con, its martial arts volleyball, of course you can! You used your Chúi to deflect it!”
“Give it a rest you two, it’s for fun! We’re at the beach lets party like it!”
“Shut up Dye!” the two arguing siblings yelled in unison.
“Dye, let’s just get ice cream. I say a guy selling some over that way!”
“Fine Gel, just don’t go overboard. You disgust me sometimes with the way you act.”
In another place… a boy was having trouble with Kodachi’s twins…
“Hey! I said I was sorry! You don’t have to try to kill me!” Shusen ducked under a red ribbon and jumped over a black one.
“You will pay for this you certain!” One said
“You know how much hat hurts?! It’s like everything in my life, like that one time I…”
She was cut off when a giant Spatula impacted her face.
“Why can’t you ever SHUT UP!”
In a booth at the ice cream shop, Kireru and Akka were eating ice cream… well… Akka was.
“So you will really help me if I give you another Sunday?”
“Yep.”
“What do you know about dating anyway? You’re so cold and unforgiving I wonder if you actually been on a date!”
“… and a banana split.”
“I am going to go broke soon…”
Back at the beach chairs of 6 wives…
“Ok then vote who thinks it’s a good idea to send all our kids to Furinkan raise your hands.”
Ranma, Kasumi, Kodachi and Shampoo raised their hands.
“Ha! I win 4-3 Akane!” She stuck her tongue out and gave her a devil eye.
“You’re so immature... pervert.”
“Tomboy!”
“You are all Jackasses you hear!”
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