Where did Ryoga's clothes go when he became a pig? The same places as Ranma's pop's when he became a panda? The same place as Akane's mallets? If they were all stored in the same place, why didn't instead of his "coat of dark magic", why couldn't the de-ducked Mousse pull out Nabiki's cameras by mistake?
From hard and bitter experience from Akane's supply, Ranma knew one thing: It was all done subconsciously. If any of them had to think about what they wanted, they didn't get it. "Okay, Ryoga, that's enough."
"What?? I only have my shirt!"
"Okay. If you want your pants...." He smiled a challenge.
After minutes of reaching, then straining his will, Ryoga was still bottomless. Meanwhile, Ranma was still smiling, enjoying his view of her great gams.
"Aa! I can't get my pants! I can't be with decent people without them!"
"Ryoga, a shirt without pants is a dress. A girl can wear a dress."
"Not one THIS short!" the very modest girl cried, pulling down the hem as far as she could.
"Man! Is this the kind of girl you are?" the pigtailed boy said, scooping her rigid but still soft body up in his arms. He leapt and bound out of the wood with her.
She still hadn't let go of her tight hold on the hem. "Ranma! I'm not wearing any underwear!" she cried, pressing her ankles together whie jamming her heels into her buttocks to hide what was between her thighs.
"We can take care of that."
The middle Tendo girl looked out her 2nd floor classroom window. Ranma was hanging upside down outside it. She then looked to see the teacher finishing writing the lesson on the chalkboard. She turned to Kuno, fresh from the school infirmary, just having had a wooden sword removed from his esophagus. "Do you think Akane ran off like that because she wanted to go on a double date with Ranma and that new girl?"
"D, D, Date-*Cough! Cough!* With Ran-*Cough!* And, and-" He choked on the last words.
"Kuno!" This time the teacher threw an eraser. Which lodged itself in the samurai boy's open mouth.
"Take him back to the infirmary!" Nabiki yelled. The other students picked up on the "emergency" of the situation: Operation Get Out of This Boring Lecture had begun.
While everyone else was disrupting things, Nabiki was the only one looking for something out the window. Ranma had disappeared. Instead, a pantless and pantyless, very obviously human female, P-chan was being dangled.
"YAWZERS!" Nabiki exclaimed, automatically pulling out a camera from the great wherever.
No sooner had she begun to snap, though, but the half-naked girl's boobs were exposed as well, as her shirt flew up as she fell.
"Hey!" Nabiki cried, rushing to an opening.
"Thank you!" Ranma said as he snatched the camera from her hand during his own fall.
"Ranma, you owe me!" she yelled at martial artist running along the exterior to speed up his descent.
Ranma reached the ground ahead of Ryoga and caught the mortified and stunned plaything in time.
"Ranma, did you hear me!?! You owe me!"
"I'm counting on it!" He saluted good-bye-for-now up at her.
"I'll get you, Saotome," Nabiki swore coldly to herself. "Nobody out-tricks me."
(Posted Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:16)
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