Ranma sniffed the air, testing for telltales to commit to his warning system. Everything was drowned out in a blanket of..."Does this gas smell like cinnamon and lilacs?"
"You think that's what it smells like? I wouldn't have associated those odors with you. Hmm, does your mother, perhaps, wear toilet water? Or bake cinnamon rolls? (Quite odd for such a traditional Japanese woman. Perhaps it is some other mother figure....)"
"Okay, I get it. Each guy smells whatever'll put his mind at ease." He looked to the samurai on the couch, desperately rubbing his sword shaft. He was on the brink of an orgasm that wasn't coming. Obviously he needed a helping (Yuck!) hand (with tissues). "I wonder what's Kuno's?
"Wait a minute! I just got it! This whole house is filled with that gas. He grew up with it, breathin' it all the time. No wonder he's all messed up in the head!"
Then a veil was lifted from him: And it left him cold! He looked around to the 'bathroom' set up in the middle of the living room. "...He's not delusional - He's a captive audience.
"ALL the looney family are!"
(Posted Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:18)
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