"Okay, let me see if I got all this," said Akira, the tiny little girl with the usually foul mouth rubbing her head as if she had a hangover. Which she did, which was also why she was refraining from yelling. "Ranma Saotome's grandfather was one of the US Occupation Force's Dog Soldiers, their own supersoldier program being slightly less screwed up than our own version."
"It is easy to avoid a mistake when you've seen someone else make it," said another board member defensively.
"Yeah, well, they ran into their own problems," said a third member.
"This 'Ranma' guy is going to be enrolled in Furinkan," said Akira. "Mainly cause he's engaged to one of these Tendo girls who are descended from OUR supersoldier program."
"Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!" exclaimed that third member.
"Riiiight," said Akira. "His OTHER engagements are also going to be enrolled. Who are they again?"
"Minako Aino," said the second member. "Descended from the British program through her grandfather."
"Also a Dog Soldier," put in the third.
"This is unacceptable," spoke up a fourth.
"So how ARE we handling this?" asked the second.
"They're going to Furrinkan... I mean Furinkan," said the fourth. "Do we really need to do anything? I mean, that's hardly the pinnacle of academia. Just look at their budget. How many schools in our district really require that the hall monitors use water cannon or the school's containment walls have ultrasound generators? Or a budget for fleadip?!"
"Point," mused Akira as she snarled at one of the pieces of paper in front of her. "If ANY of our schools can absorb this crap, it'd be 'Furryken' - and if they trash the place maybe we can ship the students off to another district while it's being repaired."
"Ahhhhhhhh," said a number of the other board members as they considered that happy possibility.
"There's the others," said the second. "There's also Honey Kisaragi, who IS a recognized hero. She's going to start as a school nurse this term while healing from her last running battle."
"All the more reason to stick HER in this muck," said Akira, grinning viciously. "We can always point to her presence as evidence that we tried to contain the problems."
"We also have the Japanese History teacher - Setsuna Meiou. Physical Education - Morrigan Aenslad, descended from the joint British/Canadian SuperSoldier program. Shampoo, from Japanese SuperSoldiers in China..."
"More fuel for the fire," said Akira.
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