However, this was not the usual case. No. This time, there was another werecheetah...
A MALE werecheetah.
A HANDSOME male werecheetah
A handsome male Werecheetah who had blown through her friends' Shundosai, made it into kindling wood AND was currently bowing and scraping at her feet. No, he wasn't afraid and asking for fogiveness... HE WAS HERO-WORSHIPPING HER!!!
"OHMYGOD,OHMYGOD,OHMYGOD,OHMYGOD,OHMYGOD,BRITANNYELINDIGGERS!!!" Was his cry as he was bowing up and down at an incredible speed, (mostly because he was a werecheetah). "I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!"
Britanny blinked once, then twice. She truly was unsure with how to deal with this. It was too weird for her. Though she had to admit, it was quite a turbo-boost to the old ego. Worse, why was he smelling so... 'Nice'?
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Up in heaven, Bast was congratulating herself on having the insight to give Ranma that sex-appeal enhancement and was waving a victory flag. She wanted werecheetah babies as soon as yesterday!
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"Ah... That's... Um... Nice, I guess... Just who are you, and how do you know me?"
Hearing Britanny actually talk to him Ranma stood up, and smiled at her. "Hey! My name's Ranma Saotome, practitioner of the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts." Stepping forward, Ranma took Britanny's hand and shook it, not noticing the glazed-look in Britanny's eyes. "I mean, this is such an honor for me Mrs. Diggers. I mean, I have been a fan of your comic for quite awhile. I especially loved the issues where Stryyp went to Aebra, and you unleashed a can of whup-ass on Daishi and Zelda! Wow, you must have taken out the ninja in a 1 second K.O. and broke him apart at least four dozen times! That was SO incredible!"
Britanny however, had stopped listening at this point. Her eyes were glued to Ranma's pectorals. His shirt was very tight on him, and his breathing was making his chest heave back and forth. Of course, she didn't realize that it was pheromones and a sex-appeal enhancement at work, but damn! She had to admit, she liked what she was seeing.
Gar, meanwhile, looked over the Sword of Omens, as it gave him something to do while the new werecheetah vented his excitement about meeting Britanny. He was starting to get sick of the new werecheetah just jumping about and hero-worshipping Britanny. Gods damn, did that boy have an obsession or what? He should be embarassed about what he was doing.
Gar got the sudden feeling that he was the pot calling the kettle black, but that couldn't be. He just had a healthy admiration for Britanny... Right?
From where they were standing, Luan and Karla were looking back and forth between Gar and the new werecheetah. They had to admit, from their view points, while Gar gad a more muscular butt, there was just something about the new werecheetah that just made them want to touch it and give a squeeze. Of course, this may have been do to the enhanced sex-appeal placed upon him by Bast, but they didn't know that.
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Back in heaven. Bast was throwing party streamers. She expected to have at least three new werecheetah babies concieved by the end of the day if things went smoothly. Though Bast was beginning to have second thought. Perhaps she should have given him a more potent version of the sex appeal enhancement. This was off to a good start, but she wanted things to move along a bit faster.
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Back in the Diggers backyard, Gina finally came out of the house. She was bound and determined to find out what had caused her temporal displacement scanners to go off.
And as she got to the backyard she saw massive destruction of the Shundosai. Okay. Nothing too extreme there. Destruction happens all the time here, especially when it deals with the martial artists...
However, Gina was NOT expecting to see a new male werecheetah shaking Britanny's hand rappidly, and speaking faster than she could comprehend! Though Gina had to admit, he was a cutey.
Wait, did she just think he was a cutey!?
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In the heavens, Bast was opening the second bottle of champagne. This was possible girl number 4! If Ranma kept meetin women like this, within a year, the werecheetah race would be off the extinction list!
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(Posted Mon, 06 Jan 2003 16:42)
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