[Episode 210601] [Episode 210601]His new mother was an unparalleled freak. Had Ranma or Michiru thought about it, Ranma and Michiru's mothers could have been brought up on charges of sexual abuse of a child. The only probable good thing was that Ranma didn't have a sister nor Michiru a brother, younger or older.
Needless to document, none of the other children in Ranma and Michiru's preschool were interested in doing anything close to touching the opposite gender, as most of them did have older or younger siblings with whom they regularly observed while bathing. Ranma and Michiru, however, were encouraged to wash each other and take their time about it.
It was witnessing this once that convinced Genma it was in his best interest to get Ranma away from his mother's influence. He had originally married her because she was such a freakazoid in bed. Finding out she was worse than he had imagined, (not to mention putting the Tendo marriage contract into jeopardy with this girl) made the training journey a necessity.
Unfortunately for Genma, one of the first people they ran into were the Kuonji father and daughter. Akira Kuonji, after the death of his wife when Ukyo was three, had become incestuously paedophilic with his daughter. The main reason for having a yattai rather than a small shop was so he wouldn't be in any area long enough to be caught at it.
Ranma had been the one to take her virginity much as he had taken Michiru's, as Akira was not about to penetrate his daughter until she was much older – orally, vaginally, or anally. Licking each other was the furthest Kuonji had gone with Ukyo and was not going to hurt her just to sate himself.
Rather than trying to give the yattai to Genma as a dowry, Akira instead decided to follow Genma around the country. It was a decision that Genma came to love and regret. A steady supply of food (and money) was welcome as it gave him more time to spend training Ranma. Having a sexually precocious girl around Ranma was not conducive to keeping Ranma away from sexual thoughts, although after the Neko-ken, having the cat warrior mate with Ukyo calmed him down faster than anything else.
Six months later, Genma gave up trying to lessen Nodoka's influence and decided to spend the winter months with his wife. And the Kuonjis. And the Kaiohs every weekend.
Nodoka was happy to add a second man to her bed and an additional couple regularly. As long as Genma was away, she had not allowed the male Kaioh to sleep with her, though she was quite happy to … demonstrate for Michiru how two women could keep each other satisfied.
Kaioh-san had the same idea as Genma when he married his wife. A wife that would not turn down the freakiest forms of sex. He also found out that his wife was freakier than he had ever believed. In the ten years of his marriage, he had come to an agreement with his wife that anyone in the orchestra was available for them to … spend time with, as long as he neither impregnated any other woman nor was she impregnated by any other man.
Also that winter, Nodoka's first cousin Ikkuko Tsukino gave birth to her second child. Rather than have Usagi underfoot while she recovered and got into a routine in caring for her new son, Nodoka took the girl in. Usagi learned quite a bit about hetero- and homo-sexual liasons, especially while sleeping four to a futon with Ranma, Ukyo, and Michiru. Although cautioned about anyone finding out it had happened, she cheerfully initiated her new friends Naru Osaka and Gurio Umino into sexual games once she started primary school that spring in the Azabuu Juuban district of Tokyo.
Not that Ikkuko was any less freaky than her cousin. She was somewhat more discreet as most of her sexual romps were with women. It was she who cautioned Usagi about not taking on too many partners. So, it wasn't unusual for the Saotomes and Kuonjis to stay a few days when they passed through Tokyo in later years.
Having to keep her being a Senshi secret from Naru and Gurio lessened the close ties between the three thirteen year olds. However, Ami also being a Senshi helped. This time when Ranma and Ukyo passed through Tokyo, Ami was initiated into the sexual games with the other girl and boy. It was a bit awkward at first, but the outgoing Usagi talked the shy Ami into joining the fourteen year old boy and girl and the thirteen year old Usagi.
Everything almost went down the drain when Ami's fifteen year old cousin Nabiki Tendo found the four engaging in pleasant activities. Once a month or so since Ami had moved to Tokyo, Nabiki had come over to visit, hang out, complain, engage in girl talk, and just plain relax, as she couldn't do in her home in the Nerima district. Nabiki was glad to have a family member close by that wasn't needy and didn't dump responsibility on her.
Nabiki was met at the door by a robe clad Ami. Taking a whiff of the odor of sex on her cousin, she ran through the front doorway to Ami's room to confront the despised thief of her cousin's virginity. She thought she would be confronting a single man laying back in her cousin's bed with a conceited smirk on his face. What she saw, however, was that boy in a threesome with a blonde and a brunette girl.
She had built up a head of steam ready to berate him for taking the innocence of her naive cousin. However, she was speechless as she saw the – length of pipe – that was being withdrawn from the blonde. 'Holy crap, that thing has got to be at least 17 or 18cm! How the hell does that thing fit?!'
Ranma had lifted Ukyo off his face to see who had run to Ami's room. The footsteps did not sound anything like Ami's. The girl in the doorway looked like she was related to Ami and her mouth was soundlessly opening and closing like a fish out of water.
Usagi said to Ami when she appeared in the doorway behind her cousin, "Ami, put some tea on. We'll do a quick rinse off and shall we meet you in the kitchen?"
"There might not be enough room in the kitchen," Ami replied, "let's meet in the livingroom." She then guided the still speechless Nabiki out of the room.
"You've heard me talk about Usagi," Ami indicated, "this is her cousin Ranma and his friend Ukyo."
"I'm Ranma Saotome of the Saotome School of Indiscriminate Grappling. I've been training since I could walk and have been traveling with Ukyo and our fathers since we were six. She's my sparring partner, bed partner, best friend, best buddy, and the best cook anyone could ask for."
"Guh?"
"I'm Ukyo Kuonji of the Kuonji School of Okonomiaki Martial Arts. I'd probably be engaged to marry Ranchan except he has a prior engagement. His father and mother have never said with whom they have the agreement."
"Oh, boy, now this is awkward. I think it's with my family," Nabiki interjected. "I'm Nabiki Tendo and my father runs the Tendo School of Indiscriminate Grappling in the Nerima district. The only one of us who still practices is my younger sister, although my father hasn't taught her anything in six years, since she was eight."
"Please, don't tell me, she thinks she's a martial artist? Thinking that practicing white belt moves for six years makes her unbeatable?"
"Okay, I won't tell you."
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