[Episode 21134] [Episode 21134]"This can't be happening to me!" Urd screamed as she across the dimentional skys as fast as her (borrowed) broom could carry her. "I help other couples get together! I untangle to knots of romance! I don't become entanged myself. Even if he's pretty cute... Arrgh! No, that's what they want me to think!"
Freeze frame and zoom in. The subtitle reads "Urd (Norn Bodacious)"
"Come back here, Ma Petite Fille!" a pretty pink missile cried as it zipped along in pursuit. "I vill make zee passionate loveslave out of vous!"
Freezeframe and zoom in. The subtitle reads "Maxwell Smart Bomb (Bumblingus Boom Boom)"
"Now that's something you don't see everyday," Skuld observed as she spooned icecream into her mouth. Mmm. Heavenly! Icecream and entertainment; this new place was almost as good as the old The Heart of Darkest Chocholate. Now there was a store that had everything a girl could desire (as long as it was chocolate).
"Skuld?" Belldandy asked sweetly. "Is there something you want to tell me?"
"Hey, it isn't one of mine," Skuld protested innocently (even if she had made a few suggestions to Eros when he designed the things). "That's an ACME™ Guided Missile of Love!"
"ACME?" Beldandy demanded. "Isn't that the company you founded when you granted that poor coyote's wish?"
"Uhm." Skuld mussed as she studied her fingers. "Okay, there may be a few design flaws. But it isn't... er, maybe it would be a good idea to get back to the temple now?"
"If you think so," Beldandy agreed happily. Urd could take care of herself and she couldn't wait to get back to her Keichi and do naughty things with his cute bod... Wait... why was she thinking such things? And why was she imagining Keiichi with a pigtail.
"I think we should hurry," Skuld insisted, going pink in embarrasment as naughty thoughts about a certain young boy crossed her mind.
Urd zoomed along a path, spotted a tunnel and slammed into it. "Whddafrk?" The tunnel mouth peeled off of the solid wall before her. The smart bomb rose up from behind a rock. Rubbed its hands together, took aim, then blasted right at Urd.
"Nooooo!" Urd screamed and covered her face to wait for the detonation.
"Huh?" she asked herself when no kaboom happened. "Was it a dud?"
Opening her eyes, Urd found herself nose to nose-cone with the smart bomb. "Er, hello there," she grinned widely and waved feebly in greeting. "Um, I'm not the goddess you're looking for?"
The bomb back up a bit and Urd let out a sigh of releif. Then the warhead popped off the main cylinder like a hatch. A mechanical arm holding a huge mallet in its gloved hand emerged.
"Doh!" Urd groaned as the mallet desended at pancake making speed.
WHAM!!!!!!!!!
The pancaked twitched for a few moments, then concerteenaed and waddled around for a bit before reinflating into Urd. She looked dazed and rather furry and little cherry red hearts orbited her head along with cherub kitty Ranmas. Bubbles wafted in the background for no apparent reason.
The bomb pulled a badass spatular out of its interior, scooped the luv-struck weregodess up, then deposited her in a near by trashcan.
Dusting its hands off, the bomb pulled a convenient lever. A trapdoor dropped open beneath the trashcan, sending it hurtling towards a waiting Earth.
"Well, that's that," the bomb said. "My work here is done. If only she'd used her powers for niceness instead of ..."
BAMF!
The bomb exploded in self destruction leaving only a sorchmark and drifting whisps of smoke.
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