[Episode 211465] [Episode 211465]
"now how the heck do I do this?" asked Akane as she put the little jar to the side. She regarded the thing as it seemingly regarded her. "maybe if I twist these?"
Akane reached out, grabbed Ranma's balls and twisted.
"YEARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" KA-THWAM!
Akane lowered her mallet-sama and tried to get her heart-rate back under control. "baka making me do this. baka making a fuss. baka being uncooperative. baka baka baka baka BAKA."
Akane considered Ranma's reactions and realized that possibly she'd developed a new anti-pervert martial arts techniques. Even now thoroughly unconscious he was curled up around his pervertedness, which was looking less perverted than it had a minute ago. They hadn't felt like something that turned on, but she'd heard the phrase so often that she had thought it a possibility. Oh well, maybe if she pumped it?
Grabbing the now-limp object, she tried pumping it back and forth. Then side to side. No matter how hard she squeezed, it didn't seem to help.
shuff! went the door.
zip! went Akane. Mainly feeling panicked and embarassed. As Genma's blanket was unoccupied, she hid there.
At which point she noticed it WAS occupied.
"mew," said the cat, putting a paw over its mouth.
Akane twitched a few times as various competing impulses ran through her head, finally turning her attention to the door and opening the futon's blanket a tiny crack in order to behold who the interruption was.
To her surprise, it was her father framed in the light from the hallway.
Soun fumbled a bit with his arms full of supplies, as he sat down next to Ranma's futon. As he struggled to get a pair of rubber gloves on. As he got out and opened three little jars. As he got out a turkey baster, a tin of Tiger Balm Extra Strength, a feather boa, two sets of handcuffs, a set of what looked like gum wrappers, three clothespins, and a photograph.
"mew?" whispered a cat who sounded very confused.
Akane gritted her teeth as she had KNOWN she'd been forgetting something.
Soun looked heavenward briefly, but remained silent, then he wiggled his fingers briefly. Smearing Tiger Balm on his hands, he began to work the flesh of his prospective son-in-law.
"Uh. Wha-?" Ranma came awake as handcuffs clipped into place. Then he felt some adhesive bandage slapped down over his face. Then he went stiff and apparently paralyzed.
"good thing I saved some of that powder from the Kuno girl," muttered Soun to no one in particular. He reached out with his gloved hands, smearing Tiger Balm in a particular area.
"NGGGGGGGGGGG!" grunted Ranma, his expression turning appropriately horrified at what was occurring.
Soun picked up a mallet, preparing to send Ranma back into dreamland apparently, with one hand still working the flesh.
"MEOW!" screamed a cat, rushing forward. (Having had an unfortunate encounter with a neighbor throwing a bucket of water.)
KA-THWAM!
A slightly flattened kitty was momentarily one with a wall. Soun ignored the interruption, turning his aim again to Ranma as he cocked back the hammer.
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