There are few things men fear more than a Vampire and a Succubus together on the prowl. Many things could cause painful agonising deaths, but this was so much worse. Such a pairing could leave a man drained and impotent for months. And yet, like moths to the flame, they came and they came. After all, what a way to go.
“But ya know what?” Ranma commented as she looked over the racks of beef on display. “It’s like every day there are fewer and fewer men out and about fer some reason.”
“You don’t say,” Kodachi commented lazily as she ran her tongue between her fangs and over her black glossed lips. She looked around hungrily. “Zay, come to think of it, the prey is gettink harder to find. I vonder vhy.”
“Dunno,” Ranma remarked as the strolled passed the Spell ‘R Us magical supply store. “Maybe they’re on ta us, ya think? But he looks yummy.”
“Oh, I do agree.” Kodachi’s red eyes lit up like embers, eyed him up and down, and down and up, and settled on the middle. “So buff and manly he is, and such a lovely pelt he is havink.”
“I wouldn’t mind taking that puppy for a walk, that’s fer sure,” Ranma agreed with a hungry growl, and eyed the werewolf with hentai appreciation.
“Eep,” eeped the prey as he found himself marked and stalked by two sexy monsters. “Ggggogogood evening.”
“Oh, zhat is my line, volf boy,” Kodachi purred. “Goot evenink.”
“Would you like some company, handsome?” Ranma asked. “We can show you a really good time.”
Their prey gulped. They were really easy on the eyes, it was a tempting offer, and it would probably be a memorable evening, but there would be a price to be paid for giving into those urges. “I don’t think I can afford…”
“Vhat do you mean?” Kodachi asked, her eyes narrowing dangerously.
“Yeah! Just what are you implying?” Ranma echoed that menacing tone.
“I just … got back from donating blood?”
“Oh, I knew you smelled extra good,” Kodachi remarked latching onto his arm.
“Don’t worry, we’ll take you to dinner first,” Ranma said, slipping the other around her waist. “Some nice raw Kobe steak. Our treat.”
“You’ll be needink to keep your strength up, after all,” Kodachi added. “Let us take care of you. Ve’ll be gentle … and I promise, ve’ll respect you in the mornink.”
He gulped. His fate seemed sealed. The two beauties would take him to a nice restaurant, to wine and dine with expensive meal and lavish entertainment. Then afterwards, on to a love hotel where they would suck his blood … and screw his brains out. He looked around in panicked confussion. “Uh… help?” he squeaked, without much conviction. This all seemed so new to him, and he didn’t know what to do.
“So, vhat is your name, Volfy?”
“A hehehehe. Well, you know. It’s been a while. It’s ______. ______ ______.”
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