[Episode 213612] [Episode 213612]With his moment of martial artist posing done, Ranma folded the schedule back up and popped a crick out of his neck. “But for now, I think I’m gonna take a bath,” Ranma said. Ryoga had managed to get him pretty dirty before turning into a bloody pulp.
“I think I’ll join you.” Jane walked in through the ruined doorway and headed up the stairs. When she noticed Ranma had stopped halfway there and had his usual look of hesitation written all over his face, she let out a low growl. “Come on already!”
Ranma jumped at Jane’s orders and quickly got behind her as they headed for the bathroom. Luckily, there wasn’t anyone in the furo tonight. Jane had thrown people out on more than one occasion since moving in when their bath time crossed over into hers. Seeing Kasumi running down the hall dripping wet and trying to cover herself had been… rather stimulating.
As soon as the door shut behind her, Jane’s clothes disappeared, and Ranma stopped halfway at taking off his shirt before his did the same. Forgot about that the boy thought before he took in Jane’s nude form with his eyes. Previous experience had taught him that looking away always made Jane more… aggressive.
Not that it wasn’t anything Ranma hadn’t seen before. Even when she wore clothes, Jane went around in pants that were the very definition of barely legal. Still, Jane was sexy, and for some reason that aura of danger she possessed only seemed to add to her attractiveness.
For her part, Jane started the water and looked back at her husband with a small frown. “So, you want to go to America?” she asked before turning around to cross her arms and talk to him face to face.
When Ranma’s view changed from one of Jane’s rear to one of her sex, Ranma quickly looked back up to her face. Still, it wasn’t fast enough to avoid being reminded that female dragons believed the only place hair belonged was on the top of their head.
“Well, I just thought I’d be nice for a change, you know” Ranma mumbled as he broke the other woman‘s gave to find something interesting in the nearby towel rack.
Jane shrugged. “I guess I underestimated you then.” She looked back to see the water had risen enough for her to bathe and turned the faucet off. A quick spell heated the water and made sure it would stay hot, and then she stepped in before sinking down until her nipples were barely underwater.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Ranma asked. His eyes darted over to Jane for a moment, but the clear water hid nothing and he was examining the bathroom floor a moment later.
Jane looked back up at her husband. Was he serious?
“What happened to ‘I don’t want to run a dojo’ complaint?” she asked with a frown. “Quite frankly, I’m all for stealing what we need to get by and then some. But since you have morals, getting paid to hurt people while thousands of idiots cheer you for it seems like the perfect job.”
Except for the hurting people thing, Ranma had to admit that Jane had a point. “Could you mind not saying it like that?”
Why not, that’s exactly what it was Jane thought with a frown. The memory of Ranma beating that boy into the ground put a smile on her face like nothing had since coming to this barbaric island. The kid definitely had potential. “Now get in the bath, there‘s only enough water if two people are taking up room.” Jane closed her eyes and sank a little deeper, then opened them and looked back up at Ranma. “Oh, and I’m not taking care of that for you,” she said before pointing to his erection.
Ranma flinched and did as told, sitting down at the opposite end of the bath before letting himself sink down into the water. A much as he hated to admit it, the more the idea ran through Ranma’s mind, the more it made sense to him. Going into the UFF was certainly the best hope he had for doing what he liked to do and not living in what was practically poverty like the Tendo family was doing. The thought of having to live the rest of his life like he was doing now sent a shiver of disgust down Ranma’s whole body.
Besides, even if he did decide to stick around and open a dojo, Ranma’s personal experiences with such things told him people weren’t really interested in learning martial arts. They just wanted to see a certain redhead that didn’t like bras doing katas that would more than likely make her spill out of the gi she was wearing. That option was no longer open to him. Even if he could change back into a girl again, and at will, a Ranma with red hair and breasts was never going to walk this earth again.
But joining the UFF didn’t fit very well into Ranma’s idea of what he’d be doing later on in life either. He’d have to move to America for one thing. That meant ditching everyone here, and while the emotional attachments Ranma made so far had the equivalent strength of tissue paper thanks to what had been going on for awhile now, it just seemed like running away to Ranma. While definitely an option, one it was one used for a last resort.
Still, the thought of just being able to drop all this crap did have its appeal to Ranma. It wouldn’t exactly be like old times since Genma wouldn’t be around, but Jane and Sue would. Not that having those two with him was necessary a bad thing for him, Ranma realized. Everyone else seemed to get on their bad side before having their health endangered, but they hadn’t really done anything to him… yet.
Looking back on things, the two girls did seem to be at least trying to help with his problems. While the other girls did too from time to time, they always had some kind of ulterior motives. Shampoo wanted him to come back to that stupid village, a place Ranma had no intention of ever even visiting again. Ukyo… Ranma hated to admit it, but she was the same way; only instead of an Amazon village, Ukyo wanted him to run around the country serving food from a cart. Akane… hell, Akane didn’t really even need to do anything! He was already living at her house, he was already set to inherit the dojo, and those two idiots tried to shove them together without her even telling them to. To top it all off, she wanted to get married to Ranma about as little as Ranma wanted to get married to her.
This is why I hate thinking about stuff, Ranma told himself with a moan. Just going with the flow was so much easier. Although, doing so had gotten him numerous fiancées, a curse, and ten times the problems one person should ever have to deal with.
“Then again, maybe just packing up and getting away from it all isn’t such a bad idea,” Ranma mumbled to himself. He’d be having to try it out anyway since that UFF event was coming up. So, he really wouldn’t be running away… just taking a little vacation was all.
Jane opened one of her eyes. “What was that?” she asked.
The bath’s other occupant made Ranma’s whole body jerk. He had completely forgotten she was in here with him. “N-Nothing.”
“Whatever,” Jane mumbled before she closed her eyes again. Baths were one of the few things she had come to enjoy since her stint in this human hellhole. They weren’t as efficient as magic in removing all the gunk, dust, and grime from her human body’s skin, but she did find them more enjoyable.
But, all things had to come to an end sometime, and Sue’s shows would be getting over pretty soon. Plus, Ranma needed to be punished for interrupting her relaxing soak. It had been awhile since she played with her husband, and recent events gave her all the fuel she needed.
With a wave of her hand and a mental command Jane turned the water in the tub to steam, then leaned forward till she was on all fours and crawled over to Ranma with a lustful look in her eye. “Now that we’re all clean Sire, how about we get just a little… naughty.”
As soon as Jane had gotten that look in her eye, Ranma knew this wasn’t going to end well. She was actually way overdue for a seduction attempt, and seemed to be trying to make up lost time with intensity. Her breasts were right in his face, and then she lowered herself down to kiss him on the lips.
“It’s not right that we’ve gone so long without consummating our marriage, husband,” Jane mumbled into his ear. “Night after night, I just want you more and more.” She closed her eyes and pictured the image of Ranma reveling in his power and the suffering of that human for motivation. The boy did have potential. “Just one little word. Just say yes, and I’ll show you pleasure like you’ve never felt before.”
She lowered herself to sit on Ranma’s waist, and wrapped her arms around him. “You wouldn’t believe the stamina you have now. We can do it all night long, and then some.” What little calming effect the short time in the bath had on Ranma’s lusts were quickly undone. She could already feel his erection had come back, as it was now pushing up against her from behind.
While Jane’s previous attempts had been a complete farce to simply have some fun at Ranma’s expense, she found herself mildly anxious this time. Despite the fact he looked basically the same on the outside, Jane had seen what her husband really looked like earlier tonight. While below Jane’s usual standards even before her second evolution, she had to admit that going for a long time without any proper draconic intercourse was starting to leave an itch.
It would still take awhile before Ranma would be willing to even consider a proper night of mating for their species, but… breaking down a stone one drop at a time and all that.
Ranma shivered as Jane went down to start kissing the sides of his neck. Almost as if on their own accord, Ranma’s arms rose to wrap around Jane’s body and laid across her back. The woman’s skin was impossibly soft and smooth. With her so close, Ranma inhaled her scent and moaned. Even her smell made him think of sex!
Why the hell was she coming on so strong all of a sudden? Why the hell wasn’t he saying no right now and trying to run the hell away? Was it because they were now basically the same species? Wait… did that mean they could have kids together?
Then again, it did feel pretty good. Jane’s touch was more… sensual than the other crap he usually got. Shampoo grabbed Ranma hard enough squeeze the breath out of him sometimes, like she thought he was going to run off at the first chance. Of course he always did, but that was beside the point. Ukyo was the same way, and Akane… that gorilla couldn’t be affectionate if her life depended on it.
“Don’t you want me?” Jane whispered asked softly into his ear.
YES Ranma mentally screamed. He was a guy, he had guy needs. As Akane could attest to during the first time ‘he‘ and she met, just because Ranma used to turn into a girl didn’t mean girls didn’t get him excited.
“What’s wrong? Are you nervous?” Jane asked before switching ears. “Worried? Nothing bad is going to happen.”
Was he nervous?
Hell yes he was! This was sex, or at least the verge of it anyway. It was like the number one important thing according to every guy in high school Ranma had ever talked to. Not that he actually asked about this stuff himself, but he’d been in high school for more than four hours, and that was all he needed to lean that sex was the biggest root topic of all guy conversations. At least in his school anyway.
As for the second question, what the hell did he have to be worried about? A fiancée attack would be suicide on their part, and so would retaliation on Jane for sleeping with him. Ryoga had also proven since Ranma’s upgrade the rest of the suitors wouldn’t be much of a problem. The best Kuno and the rest of them could do is whine about him cheating on their girlfriends, which they already did.
This was his only real chance to get away without anything real bad coming of it. Shampoo and Ukyo would probably never put out unless it was in the back of a Chinese hut or food cart, and Akane would make sure the Saotome line died with Ranma due to of lack of heir with the way she was, even AFTER they were married.
“So what do you say husband?” Jane asked seductively.
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