[Episode 215215] [Episode 215215]"The vote is in and the winner is... Ichigo Kurosaki!" said Urd as she pulled out a screen which showed a picture of each option and a bar representing the votes tallied, where Ichigo's was the longest.
Smoke exploded on the stage as a young man in a black robe out of a samurai movie appeared with his short blond hair. He was wielding a huge blade and looking around like he was in danger, "What the hell happened and where the hell am I?"
Urd soon rushed to him and winked, "Welcome to the show, Cutie! My name is Urd and I am a goddess here to give you a special gift. Because of your noble soul and duty, Kami-sama and myself have decided to give you the gift of love... in the form of your own harem! I am going to give you the run down."
"What?!?" cried the shocked Substitute Soul Reaper, as his sword dropped to the ground. I was likely he was looking for a fight given his normal desire for combat, he was totally clueless when it came to being romantic with a woman.
"We're giving you a harem Ichigo and here is your options. Number one is the classical choice of woman from your own world getting up the notion and the nerve to share a hunk like you." spoke Urd as she showed off a series of screens.
The first revealed a picture of woman, women that Icihigo knew. Rukia, Tatsuki, Orihime, Nel in her adult form, Yoruichi, Soi Fon, Rangiku and a few more women were in shadows. Each one was in a sexy, nose-bleeding pose with a tight bathing suit from a one piece to bikinis for most of the more 'blessed' members of the group. Many of them winking and blowing kisses to Ichigo.
"We can bring the lovely which best match Ichigo's life choice from different dimensions and bring them into his world." said Urd as a second image appeared on a different screen.
On it was a number of girls with outfits ranging from school uniforms to sailor outfits to skin tight body suits and less clothing then that. Some looked perfectly normal save the outfit, but others looked like partly monsters or something else. All of them were again in sexy poses with winks and kisses.
"Furries are always a favourite on Match-up 101, so we have the option of giving Ichigo a collection of Pokegirls from our sponsors. To make it easier on him, we have selected a majority of them based on those he already knows." continued the Platinum haired goddess, pointing to the image on the third screen.
On it was the same girls on the first screen, yet many of them had taken on some strange elements. Things like animal body parts, fur, scales or other which changed their skin texture and colour. Now they were naked and all giving the same show as the previous two.
"We can have Ichigo created a mix or match of the above options and create a custom made harem, tailored to his order and needs. Or we can use the wild card option to allow the audience themselves to create the harem." finished the goddess as she looked at Ichigo, who was hiding his eyes with his hands as well as hold back a major blood loss by way of his nose.
"Are you crazy? Why the heck would I agree to anything like this? I'm getting out of this mad house." said Ichigo as he tried to escape, running off the stage. Only to find himself on the stage again from the other side. He turned and jump from the front of the stage and fell down on to the centre of the stage. Getting frustrated he used his sword to slash his way out, only to find it going through objects like a ghost.
"Sorry, one of the rules is you can leave until you make a choice. Also you can harm anything here as well, so don't think your zanpakuto can solve this program. So what is your choice, Icihigo? Home harem, otherworldly harem, furries harem, combo harem or wild card harem? Or would you want to take the option under the Something Else Box!" finished our host as she looked at the Soul Reaper.
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