“Hokage, I would like to continue the Saotome boy’s demonstration,” remarked Kakashi. “The Fūton techniques were never seen in there entirety; it would be wise to have a full demonstration so the full scope of the techniques’ power can be witnessed.”
Sarutobi sighed heavily, “Kakashi, the genin exams are coming up. We can not spare the time necessary for such a demonstration, nor will the council okay another such demonstration after the fallout of the first.” The Hokage pointed to a large stack of papers on his desk, “Those are reimbursement forms for practice dummies, reimbursement forms for resurfacing the training field, disability claims from the nin working the demonstration, and that is the tip of the iceberg. Trust me; the Saotome boy will not have another demonstration for a long time.”
“Can I have him on my team?” Kakashi asked.
“I’ll think about it,” replied Sarutobi. Not a chance in hell.
“I’m willing to trade students with other instructors. I know Kurenai was going to put in a request for Kurama as well,” Kakashi replied.
“Kakashi, I’ll think about it,” Sarutobi grunted. Absolutely not a chance in hell.
As Kakashi nodded and left, Sarutobi lit his pipe. Great, just great. Kakashi finally developing an interest in teaching a team of genin and it’s because he wants to learn perverted techniques. Although… Remembrances of silky smooth skin and toned bodies at the demonstration caused the Hokage to shudder. Although, I don’t think I can blame him.
“I could retire and teach the boy,” mused Sarutobi to himself. “It’s not an unreasonable proposition. The boy is one of the most promising jutsu creators of his generation. Who better to expand his jutsu knowledge than the Professor?” Visions of dumping the title of Hokage on one of his former students and watching the Saotome boy use his Fūton: Chikan Senkou no Jutsu during training trips to hot springs and beaches filled Sarutobi’s mind as he started on his paperwork.
“Kiyone, do you think we’re going to live together? That would be so much fun, we could karaoke and we could hang out with my new friends and…” Mihoshi droned.
Yeah, your new ‘friends’ are going to be happy that we’re marooned in this backwater universe. Great, amazing, I’m sure they’ll be ecstatic knowing that we’re stuck until the Djinn decide Mihoshi’s been punished enough. “Mihoshi, I don’t think we’re going to live together,” Kiyone gritted out while pinching the bridge of her nose. “The driver said we’re going to live with two family friends. Two friends, two kids, means each friend gets a kid,” sighed Kiyone. A pained look crossed her features as new memories surfaced.
Heh…at least the Saotome boy’s luck will insure Mihoshi will be stuck at his house. I’ll be relatively Mihoshi-free with the Tendos.
“Don’t worry Kiyone, we’ll get to spend time together at school and I’ll come over everyday to visit,” chirped Mihoshi. “Well, except for the days you come to visit, and then I won’t need to visit because you’ll be visiting and if I visited when you visited I wouldn’t see you.”
Another pained look crossed Kiyone’s face. Mihoshi logic at it’s finest. But school, again? I have to go through some crazy ninja school where they teach kiddies the best way to slit throats? And I thought the Kerosians of Rigel X were extreme. Memories of techniques filtered through Kiyone’s memory as she remembered her alternate self’s life. Whoa, that’s pretty cool. I wonder if that stuff will work when we return home?
“Are you all right Kiyone? That’s the second time you looked like you were in pain. You don’t have to use the bathroom do you? I’m sure the driver will stop if you need to go,” asked Mihoshi.
“No! I don’t need to use the bathroom Mihoshi,” yelped Kiyone.
Ranma had to admit that the perv was a damn fine teacher. How he managed to get his mom’s permission to teach this technique was beyond him, but wow, Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was definitely all kinds of awesome. It wasn’t the high end thousands of clones crap that Naruto gets with the scroll but wow… this technique made the trip into this crazy world worth it in every way.
Jiraiya was impressed; Ranma was every bit as quick as Sarutobi and Nodoka said. The boy grasped the technique with a speed that was almost frightening, too bad the boy didn’t quite figure out the reasoning behind Nodoka’s approval of this technique. The boy’s going to get one hell of a graduation present.
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