"Alright, just where the hell am I?!" Harry railed against the darkness that surrounded him. Normally, the golden Griffindor wouldn't use that kind of profanity. However, the frustration that his current circumstances brought on had eroded Harry's control of his language. Where was he and what was this place? He shouldn't be here, he needed to go and rescue Sirius.
Suddenly, Harry heard a powerful, boastful, and slightly cruel voice call out to him. "Man are you pathetic! Don't you realize how insulting it is for me to be connected to you. Why look at you, you wear glasses, slouch off in school, and get locked away for the summer like a stupid doll! To make it worse, you still haven't killed that pathetic wantabe or bagged a hot babe. With that 'Boy-Who-Lived' thing these wimps have bestowed on you anyone could bag a few of the upper classmates. Hell, even an idiot should have been able to spin the sympathy card."
Harry whipped around and saw Dark Schneider confidently appear out of the surrounding darkness. Immediately Harry pulled out his best sneer, shamelessly ripped off of Snape, and retorted, "Who do you think you are? I don't have time to deal with you. I need to go rescue my godfather."
Dark Schneider shot Harry a glare that nearly made the boy's knees give out. In a dangerous tone DS replied, "Listen you brat and listen well. The only reason why I haven't blasted you is because I don't want to hurt myself." Seeing the confusion on Harry's face, Schneider smacked his forehead and said, "Why do you have to be both slow and pathetic? This must be Heaven's idea of revenge. Okay brat this is the situation: we're in your mind. This blackness around us is a representation of your mind. Trust me, it's always been this pathetic and I've been stuck in this slum for 13 years."
Harry, despite what others would claim, was able to think. According to Dark Schneider, why did he know the man's name, this man had been inside his mind for all of his life. Harry looked strait into DS's eyes and asked the question on his mind. "Just how did you end up in my mind Schneider and how do I know your name?"
DS smirked and replied, "Seems some of my better qualities are sinking into you brat. I've been in your mind all your life because you're me. You're the persona that's developed after I had to be reborn. I represent our persona from our previous life. This isn't a good situation for either of us. Our little identity crisis is putting a drain on our powers. We should have been able to cast Led Zeppeun, bust that mutt out of trouble, and still had enough left over to show Hermione a good time."
As much as Harry wanted to deny what Dark Schneider told him, he knew it was true. There was just this feeling in Harry's gut telling him that something was wrong. More to the point, that feeling was telling the golden Griffindor that something was missing and that something was Schneider. Harry detested DS, but at the same time knew that he needed him. So with great reluctance he turned to the Wandering Wizard and said, "How do we correct this mess?"
Dark Schneider's face twisted like he had just devoured something vile. His disgust was perfectly clear as he answered Harry. "The only way to end this problem is for us to, ugh, merge together. I swear whoever thought of this must be an idiot whose watched too much DBZ. If we merge neither of us will 'exist' anymore. Instead, our personalities will be mixed together and a new complete and unified 'us' will exist."
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