By this point, many of the assembled people were getting ready to have heart attacks. One could only take so much weirdness in a day and the past five minutes had used up the students' collective weirdness quota for the week. Thus, several students when a Big Ass Club slammed into Harry's skull. Everyone still conscious whipped their heads around to see Hermione holding the club in her hand with a tic over her eye. Hermione then shouted at the unconscious Harry Schneider, "Do you have to do this every time Schneider? Start acting your age and remember that this isn't Metallicana or Iron Maiden!"
Immediately after saying that, Hermione got a slightly dazed look. She then looked on in shock at the club in her hand and at Harry's unconscious form. The bookworm quickly dropped the club and got real small. She whispered out, "What's going on with me?"
Everyone then heard a groan and saw Harry Schneider get back to his feet. HS started rubbing the back of his skull and said, "Glad to know that your made it from the Armageddon War Hermione. However, can you not channel Yoko so much? I mean come on! It's not like I've razed any cities in the past year or tried to conquer the Earth since I've awaken."
The conversation then descended into the bizarre, at least for the on looking wizards and witches, as Hermione huffed and shot back, "Tell me another one Harry. You've only been out for a few minutes! Remember to be on your best behavior or I'll seal you into a newborn or worse, I'll have you fixed."
McGonagall had enough of this bizarre and obscene behavior and stated in her most authoritative tone, "Mister Potter! Stop this tomfoolery at once and start acting like a human being. And put on some clothes; it is completely disrespectful and obscene for you to be wandering around like and ancient druid."
Harry turned to face McGonagall wearing a punk rocker outfit from the 80s, where did he get it or put it on being the question of many students, and he snorted. The Wandering Gryffindor then replied in a very pompous and slightly contemptuous tone, "Lets get one thing strait McGonagall. I don't do anything you tell me just because you say so. God doesn't tell me what to do. In fact, I nearly deposed that old windbag and would have succeeded to if it wasn't for that stray shot that force me to reincarnate as Harry Potter. If this was the old days, I would have killed you where you stand for trying to order me around."
The temperature in the great hall dropped ten degrees C when everyone heard Harry talk so casually about killing McGonagall. Suddenly, there was an "Ahem" from Hermione accompanied by a laser like glare from her to the back of Harry's head. This caused Harry to shrug his shoulders and say, "Luckily for you McGonagall, I'm a little more mellow this time around. Besides, it would be too bothersome to waste my time wiping out Magical Britain because the Ministry and the Daily Prophet started calling me a 'Dark Lord' over killing you."
Hermione had enough of Harry's antics by this point. She reached over, grabbed Harry Schneider's ear, and started dragging him to the Gryffindor common room. The students and teachers look on at this sight wishing that they could go back to serenity of trying to stop a mass murderer from entering the school.
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