Ranma could not interfere. Simply planting a little lacy bra into his hand, and in full view of Akane, ended up with Ranma knocked entirely out of the district. Of course, after the automatic reflexes had gone off, Akane had said "oops" but that was done.
Ryoga was currently out cold. The new "Pinup Calender Reveal" technique had put him down with a nosebleed.
Genma and Soun were wailing in terror. No interference from them.
Akane had tried, but frankly she wasn't able to do a darn thing after being shibari tied and left on a display in a sex shop. He'd spend more time drooling over those photos he'd taken later.
Cologne MIGHT have been able to stop what he was doing, but he'd managed to spread a rumor about a certain Chinese Amazon treasure being at an auctionhouse in Shinjuku. He had no idea where it was himself, he'd lost it a few weeks after stealing it a long time ago.
Now, though, all the preparations were complete.
The box was opened, and glowing light spilled forth. Thirteen blackened silver coins that glittered malevolently.
Happosai checked again but the circles he'd enscribed were still there and still holding. "Good enough. Hear me forces of darkness. I turn you loose but I can make one demand in return!"
speak thy wish.
Happosai's smile was all sorts of cruel as he realized that he HAD hit the big time at last. His wish would be granted for the length of time these coins were free of the box. "I wish that anyone I touch, other than myself, would be transformed into a NAKED busty young beautiful girl."
is that all?
"Beautiful by MY standards, not yours," clarified Happosai. "And add that they're stunned for a minute after I use the technique. That way I can have some quality time."
THIS is how we start off this millenia?
We have to work with what we've got, you know the rules.
I know, it's just so... LAME.
Well, we'll be able to corrupt and taint and destroy for a little while at least.
"Excuse me!" yelled Happosai.
Ah, keep your shirt on, you old prune.
"WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU?!" asked Happosai.
He said prune not prude.
"Oh, well, that's better then," said Happosai. "I have to think of my reputation."
Very well. (tired sigh) Granted.
"BWAHAHAHAHA!" repeated Happosai as the coins went zipping off to various locations across the Earth. His hands glowed menacingly. "NOW I SHALL-"
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