Yes, Lee, I am the Turtle Sage, said the being shrouded in mist.
"Why turtles?" asked dream-Lee.
... mumbled the Turtle Sage.
"What?" asked Lee.
Look. I just AM, said the Turtle Sage. Nobody bothers asking about slugs, toads, snakes, and so on - and they're getting frogs and toads mixed up when they ARE talking about them. So can we just get on with your insane-yet-effective taijutsu training?
"This has a chance of making me a splendid ninja?" asked Lee.
Not only will this make you a splendid ninja, but you'll be able to kick butt on anyone who tells you that you CAN'T be, said the Turtle Sage.
"Tell me more," said Rock.
"There is a problem," said one of the minions.
"HOW is there a problem?" asked one of the lords of the Akatsuki.
"Naruto Uzumaki contains the twelve-tails," said the minion.
"Yes. Your point?" asked Deidara, sounding impatient.
"If you have to seal the beasts in the order of their number of tails, won't we have to find the tenth and eleventh tailed beasts then?" asked the minion.
Deidara stopped moving forward when Itachi held up a hand.
"We've killed the last three minions to ask that question," said Itachi. "We're either going to have to address the issue or start cutting out tongues."
Deidara grinned and held up a small knife.
"There is no Twelvetails," said Itachi, addressing everyone. "Let that be known and understood. Anyone else questioning this will be given to the Corpseworks."
There was much frantic nodding amongst the faceless, but not entirely mindless, minions.
Itachi nodded once in apparent satisfaction. "Go out and find the beasts, then keep them under surveillance."
"I've got a question," asked Hidan as the minions moved out.
"Oh?" asked Itachi.
"Where DID you get that color of nail polish? It is simply to dye for," asked Hidan.
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