Hinata woke up to darkness. "WHAT?! WHERE AM I?!"
"You let her wake up, you numskulls!" SLAP!
"Someone?! Any -mpph?!" Hinata found some foul rag stuffed into her mouth.
"We got her and we got the kid," said another voice. "Where's that lab?"
"Quiet you numskulls, I gotta check the map." rustle rustle "Okay. Orochimama's secret lab is about... over that way."
"And when this works, we'll be superpowerful ninjas, right Moe?"
"Knock it off with the names, ya lamebrain!" BONK SLAP BONK "That Oreomama's guy said if we can pull this off, he'll take us in. We'll just use these experimental subjects to test the equipment. You saw how they was treated back in the village. Nobody's gonna miss them!"
"Gee, Moe, that's smart. No wonder yer the leader."
"Stop talking the obvious, moron."
"Hey, the boy here is heavy. Do we really need two of 'em?"
"Sometimes you actually acts like you might have a brain in there." light slap "OK. Tie the boy up good and tight to that tree. We can always come back and get him later."
"So why are we using these names anyway? What's 'Moe' mean?"
"I dunno, they came to me in some dream. What's the problem? We're ninjas. Ninjas use codenames and such, don't they?"
"Mfffff!" protested Hinata, who had never heard that before.
"Don't lose the trail," said Kakashi.
"I don't think a first year gennin could lose this trail," countered Neji.
"MFFFFFFFFF!" said a boy who'd been gagged and tied up to a tree.
"Who tied this? They've cut off his circulation in three places," said Might Guy.
"MFFFFFFFFF!" repeated the boy.
"Rock, you stay here, get him loose," said Might Guy, handing a kunai to the other ninja. "The rest of us will have to hurry and catch up again."
"You said it," said Kakashi. "These guys are so inept they may hurt her without actually trying to do anything of the kind."
"Remember, don't do anything to them until that lab has been found," said Neji. "My clan wants to go over it for clues as to Orochimaru's location."
"I think we'll be disappointed there," said Kakashi, leaping into motion. "Most likely there will be no clues and those three are just stooges. They won't know anything of value."
"Okay, put the victim on the blue circle."
"Who?"
"The girl, nitwit!"
"Oh yeahhhhh."
Hinata felt herself being dumped roughly onto what felt like stone.
"Now to give her da power of a mighty beast!"
"Uhm, Moe?"
"What NOW?"
"She's our prisoner, right? She don't like us, right? So... maybe we should, like, try something small and not so powerful?"
"Don't be... hmmm. You might just have something there. Okay. Grab that!"
"Got it!"
"Red circle."
"Done!"
"Now we pull the switch and all these little spinny things go spinning around and little sparky-things go sparking and..."
"Is that part of it supposed to catch fire?"
"Put it out, put it out!"
Hinata had to wonder what was going on as she felt something zapping her heavily, as she felt as if she was torn apart and swirled together with something else.
"Kakashi, what do you see?"
"I see three morons who have gotten ahold of some forbidden equipment that apparently Orochimaru left behind. I also see where... no. It can't be."
"Can we kill them now?" asked Neji.
"Hang on," cautioned Kakashi. "The device is healing her. I can see where eyes are underneath her blindfold. Except... she has animal ears and a tail?!"
"Let's just beat them senseless," said Might Guy. "DRAMATIC ENTRY!"
"Well, it's definitely Hinata," said Kakashi after the dust had settled. "It's just that she's got the ears and tail of the animal she was combined with. A -"
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