"Whatever you want!" chirped the spider-woman.
"That's right," said Sasuke with a particularly evil smirk.
"Sasuke?! Sasuke don't. This isn't like you, Sasuke!" said Sakura.
"Shut her up too," said Sasuke, his humor vanishing. "Paralysis poison."
Sakura yelped at a bite. Then she felt the hands of the spider woman positioning her body like a doll or display.
"That's better," said Sasuke. "You know, my clan was wiped out. I have to rebuild it. With two HUMAN girls, I can breed one of you and sell the other for some major cash."
Sakura's eyes teared up as she saw Sasuke walking back and forth before them.
"You can sell one on the black market sure, but this area is pretty heavily 'law and order'," said the spider girl, her pink hair swinging free as she walked into Sakura's field of vision. "They'll interfere."
The similarity in their appearance, that had startled Sakura the first time she saw this other, caused Sakura some discomfort even on top of everything else.
"That's if they catch me," said Sasuke, stepping close and backhanding the spider-girl. "Don't interrupt my fun. Besides, I've decided what to do with this find."
"Yes, Master?" asked the spider-girl, wiping blood from her mouth with one of her arms.
"Take them home. Then I'll breed both of them," said Sasuke. "The one that bears me an heir the first I'll keep. The other I'll sell. Vengeance is many things, but it's never cheap."
"I found the trail, Master," said the Dark Elf. "It leads to a track where a Landmaster style of vehicle was recently parked."
"A what?" asked Naruto.
"A... large vehicle that is like a small apartment," described the Dark Elf, realizing that they probably didn't have Landmasters where the two had come from. "Judging from the food wrappers left behind, it's a Tamer from the Viridick area."
"A 'Tamer'?" asked Naruto. "'Viridick'?"
The Dark Elf sighed. "Your world may have different terms." She then set out to try and explain both.
"A 'Tamer' is a keeper of pokegirls, someone who has a harem that they use for a variety of missions," said the Dark Elf, her voice trailed off as the two offworlders reacted to her explanation before she had even finished.
"A 'harem'?" squeaked Hinata.
"Does that mean in your world there's a one Tamer to one pokegirl ratio?!" asked a girl who popped out of the bushes next to Hinata. "That's... kinda boring I'd think."
"Eeeep!" reacted Hinata predictably.
"Well, I kind of expected that someone else would find us," said the Dark Elf.
"Yeah, that's it," said another girl as she crawled down out of a tree. "You forgot though. These are from offworld so they don't even know what a pokegirl is."
"Ah, good point," said the Dark Elf. "We'll have to get busy though, as we have to rescue Master's friends before they reach the border."
(Posted Mon, 25 May 2009 17:56)
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