Ranma sat down and looked at the cover of the book. "Bad to the Bone: Being Evil for Fun and Profit," by M. Ra.
It was strange. He had no idea why he'd taken this book. Well, actually he did. All the others had been girly comics, like Sailor V, but still, why did he take a book about being evil? It was strange, he didn't want to be evil, but still he'd taken it. He wasn't surprised though, that Nabiki had a copy. It actually fit her personality rather well.
Well, he was board, his mom said he should read, so time to get started. Opening the book, he read the intro.
Are you tired of being everyone's scapegoat?
Ranma nodded. Of course he was!
Are you sick of always doing the right thing and having it blow up in your face?
No kidding...
Are you simply tired of being life's bitch? Of being used, abused, kicked around, called names, and otherwise being exploited for the personal benefit of others?
Oh HELL yes!
Then the Bad to the Bone series is what you need to help yourself!
Help himself? Ranma's focus became iron clad. If this book held the secret to getting himself out of this mess, then he was all for it.
We have the secret! After reading this book you will no longer have to worry about others using your integrity to use and abuse you! You want to know why?
Why?
Because you won't have any! You shouldn't worry what others think of you! Chances are nine out of ten that they're just going to kick you around and exploit you for their own benefits! Why put up with it? Why take their abuse and exploitation? Why suffer on their behalf when they can suffer on yours! Returning the favor! Do to them what they want do to you!
The golden rule isn't do unto others what they do unto you, its do unto others before they do unto you! Its better to the user to be the used! you have to look out for number one because no one else will! This book will teach you the secrets of evil, how to benefit yourself by taking advantage of others! How to ensure your happiness by taking advantage of those who would take advantage of you!
All our books are written by successful Masters of Evil! Who better to teach you to be bad than the best in the field? Should you enjoy this book, then once you're done, then look into the other books in the Bad to the Bone series: Emperors of Destruction: Peace Through Tyranny, by M. Tron; "Black Magic and You!: Bringing the Dark Arts into your Daily Life" by Skel E. Tor; "How to Run a Paramilitary Terrorist Organization Bent on World Domination in your Spare Time" by C. Commander; "Killer Robots and You: A Guide to Mechanized Mayhem" by Dr. W. Wily; "Dealing with Heroes" by L. Luthor; "To Arms" By Dr. O. Octavious; Food for Thought: Proper Diet for World Conquest by M. Brain; "Keeping it in the Family: Raising the Tyrants of the Future" by B. Koopa Esq.; "Minion Management: Keeping your Servants in Line" by, O. Lord, "The Paths of Immortality" by T. M. Riddle, and of course the award winning "Shortcuts to Power: Magical Artifacts and How to Acquire Them" By G. Gannondorf!
Read them all and discover the darkness within!
Ranma paused, considered the implications of reading a book that in essence, detailed how to be a villain of the worst sort, then with a shrug, dove in with a gusto he usually reserved only for the martial arts.
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