[Episode 223599] [Episode 223599]“Lift your legs… no that’s too high, if you do that you’re off balance… keep your arms strait… uh oh, the water is-”
“GAHHH!” Kenichi yelled as the teacup containing the hot water fell off his head and ran down his back. The two weights he was holding were let go, and he fell to the ground and onto his butt while trying to stop the burning liquid from running down his back.
Kensei sighed and picked up the tea cup to wipe it clean. “Okay I’ll fill it back up. You wait here and take a breather for a second.”
Before the man could leave, Kenichi raised a hand to get his attention. “Master, can I take a break?”
“Huh? Why would I let you do that?” he asked with a raised eyebrow.
Kenichi thanked the gods above for the fact that Kensei was his teacher for today. “I uh… have a date.”
The rather hesitant explanation made Kensei blinked. From what he had observed about Kenichi’s social life… “It isn’t that Izumi girl, is it?” Kensei reached up and played with his moustache a bit as he considered the request. That girl was nice and all, but she really wasn’t the kind of person needed to be around. A girl like her just wasn’t suited for a martial artist in temperament. “She’s too flat for someone like you, my disciple.”
“Nononononono!” Kenichi quickly assured Kensei. “I met a new girl. She’s as big as Miu up top and…” Kenichi blinked. I can’t believe I’m saying this, “and, uh-”
All of a sudden, Kensei got a gleam in his eye. “Is she… talented?”
Kenichi’s memory went back to the train station. Renka’s body pressed up tight against his own… her tongue roaming around his mouth… the memory faded back into reality, and Kenichi found himself with a goofy look on his face, his cheeks slightly red. “Definitely.”
“Ohhhhhh ho, ho baby!” Kensei thought as a much different mental image involving Kenichi, and a woman covered only by blankets came to mind. Almost immediately, the Chinese man was at Kenichi’s side, and was dragging him towards the exit. “Well come on, no time to waist. You need to introduce me to this sexy little lady.”
“H-Hey Master!” After about a minute of struggling, Kenichi worked his hands free of Kensei’s grip and backed off. “I’m going on a date. You can’t come along!”
Kensei let out a gasp and jumped back. Feigning hurt feelings, he crouched down on his heels and drew a circle in the grass with his finger. “All I want to do is meet the girl. Is it so wrong for a Master to get to know who his disciple’s interested in?”
The ploy didn’t work on Kenichi. “Liar! All you want to do is take dirty pictures of her!”
Kensei looked back at Kenichi with crying eyes. “Share the wealth!”
For a moment Kenichi wondered if he should tell Kensei that it was Renka he was trying to get with. On one hand, he didn’t seem very opposed to the idea of her and Kenichi getting together. On the other hand… how in the heck could a father , even one with Kensei’s bad habits -which he’d been encouraging in Kenichi- allow someone like Kenichi near someone as sexy as Renka.
All of a sudden Kenichi found is thoughts wandering to her again. It was almost too hard not to really. She funny, and sexy, and spunky, and… too much to list. But it went beyond that really. Although he’d been a little… disturbed by her behavior in the recent weeks, The way she was all over him. It was really more due to the fact that it was something new compared to how girls usually acted towards him.
Miu was friendly and sexy, but that was all. If anything, she seemed completely unaware of her sexiness walking around in a leotard and her martial arts outfit. How, Kenichi had no idea… he could see her nipples through that thing half the time for crying out loud! But… in the end, that’s all she seemed to want, friendship. Considering Ranma’s inability to appreciate the sexiness of a woman, they seemed the perfect couple.
Kenichi was actually curious if they’d even done it yet.
… probably not though.
Then there was Izumi. She was sweet, shy, cute, and pretty uppity when the situation demanded it. The memory of that one time when Niijima brought her to Ryozanpaku still gave Kenichi chills. But… and he really couldn’t believe he was describing her this way… she was just too reserved and unsure of herself.
Renka was… temperamental, but in a good way. The first time he met her she had been almost a walking contradiction. She wore sexy clothes, but got angry when someone noticed it; or at least did it for too long anyway. She was smart, but spontaneous. Fun loving, but serious. Honest to the point of being rude, yet very duplicitous when it suited her wants.
Lately, she was also very… assertive; especially when it came to getting Kenichi’s attention. It was odd. The way she was practically, no… the way she was throwing herself at him was exactly what Kenichi had been wanting out of a girl. But now that he was getting it, Kenichi was just at a loss of what to do.
What if she wanted to…
(-Kenichi’s Dirty Mindscape-)
Renka smiled as she led Kenichi into her bedroom with a sultry laugh. “Come on Kenichi.” She said down on her bed and tore off her Chinese dress. The jugs that had been confined bounced around in their sudden freedom, and she spread her legs wide to invite her lover in. “Make me a woman.”
(-Ryozanpaku-)
“Hehe, eh… hehe…”
Kensei blinked at Kenichi’s reaction, and sighed. “Well, since it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting any serious training in today, go ahead.” He turned to head back inside, and then spun around to face Kenichi. “Just be sure to wear something besides that Frankenstein martial arts outfit you’ve got on!” Kenichi wouldn’t be getting anything from anyone if he was dressed like that.
A few minutes later, Kenichi had his cell phone in hand and was waiting for Renka to pick up.
“Hello?”
“I-It’s me,” Kenichi said. He was a bit nervous. Weren’t you supposed to wait a few days to call a girl? “You wanted me to call you to set up our date?”
“Kenichi! Hey, how about… um, I know! How about we go to the water park. You got free passes again, right?”
Kenichi bit his tongue to avoid a groan. Every year they went to a water park in the city and put on a little show that was mostly ‘watch the torture of Kenichi’ to get a free year round pass so that he could do water resistance training every few weeks.
But the thought of Renka in a swimsuit quickly turned that hellish place into the very definition of heaven.
“Sure! The water place sounds great. When do you want to meet?”
“It’ll take me a little while to get ready and ride the train down… how bout an hour? We can get something to eat afterwards too.”
Kenichi blinked. “You want to go today?” Although he had told Kensei that he had a date to get the old man off his back and a little breather, but he didn’t actually think they’d be meeting up before tomorrow at the latest.
“ Of course! It‘s only noon. Unless… you don‘t want to see me in my new skimpy bathing suit."
The thought of Renka in a bathing suit… no! The thought of Renka in what she thought of as a skimpy bathing suit was too much for Kenichi to take. “I’ll be right there!”
As fast as he could, Kenichi rushed out the door and to the gate of Ryozanpaku… and stopped. The menacing cloaked figure that blocked his way made him blink. “Natsu-chan? What’s up?” He wouldn’t be surprised for something to come up at the last moment and ruin his chances with Renka.
“I need you guys to hold onto this for me, call me if someone shows up asking for it,” Tanimoto said before he handed Kenichi a large piece of wood that had been hidden behind his back.
Kenichi blinked as he was handed the dojo sign. He took a moment to read it, then looked up to see Tanimoto was already two rooftops away and not looking back. “O-Kay…”
That was a little strange but… he didn’t have time to consider what the hell was going on. After leaning the sign up against the side of the dojo, he ran back out through the door and headed for his date!
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