There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
This is about to happen.
Once upon a time there was a wise woman name Pandora, well she really wasn't all that wise. In fact she had something that just barely passed for common sense in the modern era. After all, she was just a byproduct of the great experiment called Earth being conducted by Deep Thought. She had actually computed the Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life. However, being slightly ahead of her time the universe decided that it wasn't quite ready to become more bizarre and inexplicable. It dropped forty-two potted petunias on her head at the very moment and sealed away her journal with the Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life.
That brings us to our current situation as two white rats peer over the shoulder of the devil watching an insane kendoist open an ancient box. He opened the box with haste tearing the lid away from the base.
“With this I will finally have the means to defeat the foul sorcerer Saotome.” Kuno exclaimed as he pulled the scroll from the base and started to unfurl it.
Several blocks away the demonic being know as a devil smirked, “You sure will.”
Two white lab rats watched with unrestrained glee and several high speed cameras capturing every symbol on the scroll.
Kuno stared at the scroll for a moment. This was clearly not the noble Japanese language or even any of the bastard languages of greater Asia, “Sauske! What trickery is this, this is not the noble tongue of the Empire. How am I supposed to defeat the foul sorcerer when I cannot comprehend this text.”
Kuno had not yet completely opened the scroll when:
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