Ranma yawned. Then he blinked. For once, he wasn't woken up by a splash of water, his yelling father or a mallet? Well, he wasn't going to complain. This could be a good day if he'd manage to keep this sort of luck...
He then took a close look around.
And noticed his luck had already changed for the worse.
He wasn't in the room he shared with his father. However, this did not mean he was alone in the room... lying next to him was none other than Akane, still sleeping peacefully.
And neither of them was wearing a stitch of clothing.
Ranma froze and paled. 'Don't move an inch,' he told himself. 'If she wakes up, she's going to kill you...'
He couldn't say how he could have gotten himself in this kind of situation. Last thing remembered before going to bed was... Well, actually, he didn't even remember going to bed. The last thing he remembered was sparring with his father. And then... nothing.
A soft groan was coming from his nude fiancee. Ranma gritted his teeth and prayed to whatever god would listen to not let her wake up.
Akane slowly opened her eyes. It took her a moment to realize who was lying next to her, in her own bed.
"Ranma?"
"Y-yes?" he squeaked and flinched. "Please don't hit me..."
Akane's eyes wandered further down... and when she noticed that neither of them wore any clothes, she blushed from head to toe.
"Are we...?"
"Yes, I think so."
"And we slept..."
"Apparently so."
"Please tell me we didn't..."
"Honestly, Akane, I don't know. I can't remember anything."
"That's weird..." she murmured. "Neither can I..."
"A... are you mad at me?"
Akane thought about it. For some reason, she didn't feel mad at all. On the contrary, a pleasant feeling was spreading through her nether regions. And lying next to Ranma felt... good.
She smiled as she snuggled up closer to him. 'Finally...' she sighed. 'He can be a real jerk but this means he's finally mine... take that, Ukyo, Shampoo and Kodachi!'
"Ranma?"
"Um, yes?"
A wicked smile appeared on her face. "It's really a pity we can't remember how it was... so what do you say we do it again to find out?"
And Ranma didn't even have time to drop his jaw as Akane leaned over and gave him a kiss...
In another room, a blushing young boy sat at the edge of the bed he just woke up in. On the other edge of the bed, the girl he had shared it with was sitting, already back in her nightgown. She was brushing her hair and hummed happily.
The boy twiddled his thumbs. "Um, I'm sorry..."
"But what for?" she smiled. "I would like to thank you... well, I'd like to, if I could remember anything... but I'm sure it must have been nice for both of us."
"But I barely know you."
"Does that matter? You are that nice waitress from Ukyo's restaurant, are you not?"
Konatsu gulped. "W-well... yes, I am."
She smiled. "Now I can say for certain that you are indeed, a man. And what a man, oh my..."
"Er... I think I better get dressed," Konatsu blushed as Kasumi Tendo continued to happily brush her hair.
'Kami, what is Ukyo-sama gonna say about this?'
There might be boys on Earth that would say that the situation Ryoga Hibiki was in after waking up was a situation any male was dreaming of. He was naked in bed, in the arms of not only one, but two beautiful girls, who were as nude as he... and it was quite obvious what they had done the night before.
Akari Unryuu on one side and Ukyo Kuonji on the other side... it was quite a sight to behold. Akari looked like an angel... and Ukyo didn't look one bit like a tomboy at the moment.
Ryoga wondered if he should just get up and leave... but then again, he would only get lost as soon as he went through that door.
Therefore, all he did was smile and put an arm around each of the ladies and enjoy the moment while it lasted. Truly, every boy waking up with a girl in bed would be happy as Ryoga was at the moment...
"Nabiki Tendo, I tell you I don't know how this could have had happened..."
"YOU! HOW COULD YOU? AND STOP STARING AT ME!"
"It must have been foul magic. Truly, is it not your regal sister and the beautiful pig-tailed girl that I fancy? How else could I have woken up next to a mercenary...?"
"ANY MORE WORD AND IT WILL BE YOUR LAST! OUT! GET OUT!
"...but this is my room."
"I DON'T CARE! JUST GET OUT, KUNO!"
"Noooo, this no is true..." a certain, lavender-haired Amazon wailed.
"Child, you know the laws. You shared a bed, so he is your husband. You must marry him."
"Marry HIM! No way! Shampoo love Ranma..."
"As much as I would have loved to see strong children fathered by Ranma Saotome, the laws must be followed. And they say that any Amazon must marry the man she slept with, no matter who it is."
Meanwhile, a certain Chinese master of hidden weapons was doing a dance of joy.
"This is the most wonderful day in my life. Don't you see, my darling Shampoo? We were meant to be. And now I did it! I really did it! Hah, take that, old hag! And you said I couldn't bring up the guts to... URK!"
Cologne bopped Mousse on the head with her cane. "You might be right boy, but you still have to learn a lot about respect towards your elders."
Hikaru Gosunkugi sweated as he was trapped in a horrible contraption in the cellar of the Kuno mansion. Not in a thousand years would he have believed that he would ever wake up in the arms of a naked Kodachi Kuno... or that after waking up herself, she would bring him down here and strap him to this frightening device...
Kodachi was wearing a skimpy leather outfit and carried a whip in her hands. She cracked it once and laughed her infamous laughter.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHO! You puny peasant, you must be punished for what you did to the Black Rose. Only my darling Ranma may touch me in the way you did... for your deeds, I shall condemn you to an eternity as my personal slave."
"NOOOOOO!" Gosunkugi wailed. "I wanted to be held by a pretty girl, but not like this! Somebody, HELP MEEEEEE!"
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(Posted Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:29)
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