Naruto gulped. This wasn't entirely expected. It had taken him just a seconds confusion and ending with the idea of Sakura as a Harem Girl and he ended up with this. She was obviously an older, sexier version of Sakura but what worried him was the question of exactly how 'Sakura' was she. After all, Sakura would bash his brains out for this, and honestly he didn't blame her.
“Sakura?” He asked, almost dreading the answer.
Slowly the girl opened her green eyes and smiled. “Not quite, Master,” she replied.
Slowly she walked up to him and placed a hand on his shoulder, and pulled herself close, shrugging off the dirty looks that Naruko was giving her.
“I look like Sakura, I smell like Sakura, I sound like Sakura, I feel like Sakura, and I bet I taste like Sakura, but I am not Sakura,” she said honestly, in a deep breathy voice that all but invited Naruto to try and see how she feels and tastes for himself. “Think of me as... an originally character based on a real live person, like how Ero-sennin created everyone in his book. I'm the sum of your memories of her, combined with your own intentions, assumptions, and every single one of your night time fantasies. I'm the Sakura you dream about at when you're all alone and you think noone is watching.”
Naruto gulped at he felt his toga tighten slightly. Oh yeah. He didn't have to worry about being hit, that was for sure. Maybe he'd outdone himself a bit this time...
“Is that for me, Master?” she asked, as she began to slip her hand under his garment.
“Hands off bitch!” Naruko cut in pulling her away. “He created me first, I'm head harem girl! I get first go!”
'Sakura' sneered. “Like hell, Naru-slut! He's always loved me. If anyone deserves to be his number one, its me!”
Naruko growled and cocked back her first. “I'll kick your ass and then he'll recognize me as the natural choice, dattebayo!”
Sakura growled and pushed Naruko away from her. “I'll kick your ass, Blondie!”
Slowly the Mentor looked over to the young keeper and smiled. “Well, I see you've outdone your self. You've even managed to make them so utterly loyal that they're actually jealous and possessive.”
Gnarl for his part glanced over to Naruto and smiled. “Master, if your slave girls are going to fight, shouldn't you make them do it naked and in a puddle of mud?”
Both sets of angry female eyes turned to glare at the Goblin, both promising painful death.
“Um, never mind.”
Naruto sighed. Well, he knew it would work again, but next time he'd have to be more careful. It was kind of strange having a fake version of his old crush around. Though maybe pulling some of the hotties out of his fantasy might not be entirely a bad idea. Though now wouldn't be the best idea. That technique took a whole lot of Mana to pull off, and he wasn't back on the level. Yet.
Putting that idea to the back burner he looked at the two of them and crossed his arms.
“You're not going to fight,” he said. “Naruko's right, she's oldest so I'll do her first.”
Naruko smiled and Sakura growled.
“But don't think you're number one just because you're oldest. I haven't decided yet.” Sakura smiled and Naruko flipped her off.
He stepped away and looked over everyone. “Real Sakura was pretty good with planning stuff out. Think you could help fix up the Dungeon?
She paused for a moment and nodded. “Yes Master! I'd be happy to, Master!”
He nodded. “Alright. Where were we? Oh yeah. Naruko goes shopping, I'll look around, and Sakura and my clone work on the Dungeon.”
He looked over to horny. “And you can go for a walk and scout out the area.”
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