"All right then madam I must admit, when I saw the credentials you listed down I informed Sir Hellsing right away, she would like to see you personally for verification." An old gentlemen with a large nose and impeccable attire named Walter Dolnez said as Ranko was led through numerous dark hallways. "Although I must admit your claim to being reincarnated through obtaining the power of a phoenix will need some verification." he said.
"Of course, I applied here because of facts like that." Ranko said calmly.
"Just remember young madam that the only reason we have shown you this much trust is due to the fact that your educational credentials match your story." Walter said.
"I realize that thank you. However I can guarantee you I'll be employed before the hour's out." she said as the door opened.
"I'll be the judge of that thank you very much." a young woman not much older then she was, physically anyways.
"All right then Miss Hellsing what would you like to see first? A few spells? My wings? Ki attacks or something more exotic?" Ranko said and Integra smiled.
"The wings will do fine thank you very much." she said and her eyes widened as a large pair of light blue wings unfurled behind Ranko as if they had always been there then she mentally snickered. 'Wait until those Iscariot bastards get a load of this!' she thought.
"Sir Hellsing! Miss Integra! I have urgent news from Ireland!" Walter announced running in without knocking showing that the situation really was serious. "Lovely wings by the way Madam." he said politely passing Ranko.
"What is it Walter? We have Alucard in Ireland what can possibly faze him?" Integra asked as Walter brought over the file.
"It appears Iscariot has learned of our purging in Ireland, and they have sent the Paladin, Anderson." Walter said.
"What!? Alright phoenix girl you're with me. Walter get my sword and my gun, we're going to Ireland! God I hope they haven't started killing each other yet." she said and Ranko was behind her every step of the way listening to Walter read out Anderson's titles.
They were over in almost no time, and Ranko was right beside Integra as she nearly hissed when a young woman staggered into sight with silver blades in her. "Holy! Hang on! I'll get those out of you!" Ranko shouted rushing up to her and in an instant she was blade free. She took a good close look, you're a vampire, aren't you?" he asked.
"Master... he killed master..." she said holding up a small bundle that Ranko realized with shock was a severed head.
"Aye, that's a Draculina lassie, but I see Hellsing has sent another heratic to meet her executioner!" A tall broad man said holding six blades total with his glasses shining in the light maniacally. He launched all of them right at her aimed for vital organs but she blurred out of sight.
"Oh so Hellsing has a third abomination to call pet? How..." he said then was stunned to see Ranko descending on him with a pair of what looked like glowing silver wings in the moonlight. "Dear lord... it's not possible... the Heratics have subverted a messenger of the Lord!" he shouted.
"What kind of idiot are you?" Ranko demanded.
"Forgive me but the only way to free thee milady is to destroy this mortal shell!" Anderson shouted as he tried to turn Ranko into a pincushion.
"Oh Christ he's another fucking Kuno!" Ranko shouted in disgust kicking Anderson in both the face and gut at the same time then spinning to slam him in the neck roughly twenty times with lethal force as Anderson was hurled through the wall his head at an angle she didn't think was possible outside a cartoon.
"Well I must admit this was unexpected." a man's voice said and a bat hovered in front of Ranko's face.
"I take it you're that vimpire's master?" she asked.
"Yes now if you'll excuse me I have to get my body back together." he said flapping off. "Why didn't you drink the blood you idiot?" he berated Seras. "Now the question is what do we do to Anderson since he does not have the will to undo the touch of an angel on him. Little did he know that if it took over thirty minutes for him to heal the damage became permanent.
"Well this is disappointing." Alucard said from behind Ranko. "He regenerated from a bullet to the brain but not a snapped neck?" he looked up and down Ranko's wings. "I wonder." he said then grabbed Ranko from behind and held a gun to her head. "Anderson! Get up and fight me if you want this Angel to ever return to her sacred duties!" he howled.
"Get you hands off of me you freak!" Ranko screamed at him and was tossed aside just in time for six silver blades to embed themselves into Alucard. Who laughed. Anderson tried to impale Alucard who deflected it with his gun getting Anderson shot three times above the right eye.
"Look Paladin! I've given my loyalty to Hellsing so I can protect this part of the world from the darkness, and if angels may fall from heaven then demons may rise above hell." Ranko said stretching her wings out and playing the part like a pro, her mother had drilled her on religion so that Ranko would realize just what it meant to have large blue white wings.
"Now what will you do Anderson, now that heaven supports our crusade?" Integra asked.
"I'll leave, for now." he said pulling out a bible and pages flew around him. "Next time, the lady of heaven will be released from thy service." he said and the pages flew away as he vanished.
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