At the moment there were a few questions everyone had. 1: Will Naga ever shut up?! She had been laughing loud and long in every conversation. 2: Where the hell was she putting it all!? Naga had begun eating three times her normal amount, and when your normal amount can clean out an entire buffet you know something is very, very wrong. And 3: How the #*&$ did this loon get pregnant!?
Granted Naga's body was borderline artwork, but her taste in clothing went straight to trashy and her laugh could be regarded as psychological torture! "What poor bastard got drunk and knocked her up?" Was her 'rival' Lina's question. Especially after Naga put on a huge dramatic act and somehow roped her into being the godmother of the brat!
"Well look at it this way Lina, at least it's not her breasts people notice first now." Gourry said and Lina had to swallow the urge to mono-volt the idiot. "Hey Lina what are we gonna do if the kid laughs like her?" he asked and Lina paled.
"Oh dear gods..." she said dejectedly a sick look coming over her and she slumped to the floor as Amelia rushed around catering to her now even more bottomless walking stomach of an elder sister. Although she was ecstatic at the thought of being an aunt.
Naga for her part was lording over Lina like a psychotic queen. "OH!HoHoHo! Don't look so down my dear rival it's not surprising that I Naga the Great White Serpent would be a mother first!! I mean I am after so much better equipped for child rearing then you are so it's only natural that you be left in the dust!" she laughed from the next room and Lina groaned.
"Can't you do anything that'll stop her bragging?" Gourry asked concerned as she was really starting to get to him.
"Not without risking the baby, if she were just a month in then I could Dill Brand her to high heaven without risk but as she is right now a low powered Flare Arrow could kill the kid!" Lina said in frustration.
"Oh! So I guess being pregnant is like a nine month 'time of the month' then hunh?" Gourry asked crossing the line and getting slammed int the side of the head.
"Will you shut up about that already?!" Lina demanded thoroughly pissed off. Then a piercing scream came from Naga's room.
"Gracia!!" Amelia shouted rushing in. (Naga's proper name is Gracia Ul Naga Saillune she left home and began wandering when she saw her mother murdered in front of her.) "Miss Lina I need some help in here sister's fainted!" Amelia called out and Lina despite her own misgivings rushed in.
An hour later
"He's a cute little guy." Gourry noted cheerfully smilling at the baby with very dark purple hair and storm blue eyes. Suddenly the little guy reared back a fist and belted him in the nose. "He backs a punch too." he said rubbing his nose.
"Oh he's so adorable! What are you going to name him?" Amelia asked the strangely quiet Naga.
"Ranma would be a good choice." A peppy voice said from the doorway and they all looked sharply and spotted Xelos. "It was after all his name in his last life after all. Tata!" he said looking slightly green before vanishing.
"Hmm... Ranma Ul Drack Saillune powerful and elegant like his mother." Naga said and Ranma gave a laugh which she took as a good sign.
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