Having youthful babes rub up against him was nice, but not so much when they weren't doing it out of some sort of personal desire to do so. As much as he could appreciate the appeal of the young ladies around him, it was hard to get quite as excited over their mechanical actions than it might have been. Due to that, he also felt a bit let down, what with how they weren't doing this because they were personally attracted to him.
"Much as I can say that you girls would each be quite the fortunate partner for any guy physically, you don't have what it takes as you are," he sighed, hanging his head with clear regret. "I mean, how are you to excite any man with those moves?"
"What do you mean by that?" one of the Tsunade twins asked, tilting her head questioningly.
"Well, do this properly, really properly, you have to take it nice and slow."
The other Tsunade frowned just a bit. "But would the task not be accomplished with the conclusion of the mating procedure?"
Jiraiya just shook his head.
"Did I say something wrong?"
"Of course. You can't rush these things. Even learning how to do it right takes time. And if you just treat it like another job, then you won't do it right. You have to take pride in the whole activity, not just the end result."
"I see. Time and effort are needed to get an efficient and satisfactory result," the girl with the white hair put in, somehow managing to have a British accent despite what had happened to her. "What we do from the beginning has an effect on the quality of what we end up with."
"Quite so."
"Then show us what we must do to please you."
Almost yelping as the clone of the British girl went to put her hand over his crotch, the ninja sage grinned nervously. "Now, now. We can't start just quite that quickly."
"We are all here, waiting for your instruction," the brunette pointed out.
"Yes, but you don't just start from the act itself. Why, you aren't even dressed."
Each of the girls looked at each other until one of the Tsunade pair spoke up. "Wouldn't clothing block the act of copulation?"
"Haven't you been listening? You need the proper set up before that. And that includes clothing. If nothing else, it sets the right mood."
"Which is needed for helping the male of the activity?"
"For both, but yes, it does help guys," Jiraiya allowed. "It lets a man wonder about what's beneath the outfit, and gives him a chance to fantasize about the role that clothing represents. That can make for a lot of anticipation if done the right way."
"Understood. Such activities will then put the male in the proper mentality to instigate sexual interaction. So, teach us how we may bring out your full desires through 'anticipation'."
Something about this told the Toad Sage that kid in the control area of the ship got a handle on things pretty soon.
There were times like these that Ranma wished that he'd paid more attention to what his friends had been doing with computers. Back then, he hadn't been all that interested by their fascination with machines, and wasn't keen on the whole 'program' thing. It just hadn't been his thing, and he only dealt with the devices when he'd had to.
But right now, all that he could see was that his lack of previous interest was coming to bite him on the ass.
"Just how in the hell am I supposedta fix this mess if I don't know what I'm doing?" he muttered under his breath.
Glancing over at where his group of 'Units' were connected to the wall, he tried to figure out just what he was supposed to do. He needed to not only give those who were free the ability to walk around with impunity, but had to find a way to free those who had already been zapped into mechanical zombies. Unfortunately, he hadn't found a way to do either so far, although he was hoping that some sort of blessing would come his way to make his job easy.
That didn't seem to be coming about right then, as he hadn't been shown any sort of leeway from the computer. He'd tried categorizing those ninjas as 'free sentients', but that had apparently also made them back into 'raw materials' by the machine's definition. An attempt to create a category for 'unassigned units' that would just have the basic conversion done to them only helped in making an opening for 'organic core processors' for use as interchangeable parts for computers.
It just made him wonder about what sort of aliens made this damned ship. Everything about it seemed to be designed just to get the most out of whatever a planet could provide, including native inhabitants. Actually, that also had him wondering about what had had happened to anybody else that this ship had come into contact with. Seeing as this thing wasn't a torn apart wreck, it figured that things hadn't gone all that well for any other world it had visited before Earth. Of course, that also meant that no one else had found a way to stop it, as the ship had continued on its mission to find new worlds and assimilate them. About the only possibility for the freedom of those theoretical other races was that they'd abandoned the ships when they'd gotten control of themselves back.
The pigtailed boy was almost disappointed by that possibility, as he had not met any aliens in all this, but was comforted by the chance that someone might have gotten away from this craziness.
PRON411 recorded the Master's curiosity and reviewed the organics that it had collected before retrieving the stock of the latest world.
"Would you not like to use your hand to fondle my breast?" the pink haired girl asked as the hand she was holding slipped in her grip. "Or perhaps you would like to grope my buttocks."
Naruto nearly swallowed his tongue as he took in the words being spoken by someone who looked like Sakura Haruno. Here he had someone who had the face of the girl he'd had a crush on for years, and she was not only willing to be with him, but was apparently pushing him to be intimate with her. As much as he did like her, the idea of her being so forward was enough to freak him out, since it wasn't what he expected of any girl, never mind her. Combined with his lack of experience in actually being with the fairer sex, this was more than even his own forward drive could take.
"You did want me, didn't you?"
"What? Of course I did!" the blond boy yelped as he began to see that she felt rejected.
"Then you desire to have intercourse with this form."
"Well, when you put it like that...."
"Good. Shall we begin?"
He tried not to whimper as he began to realize that he had little idea as to how to fix his situation. When Sakura had shown up in front of him, he'd been excited to have her back, but then he'd realized that this wasn't the same girl that he'd known. Sure, it was nice to have her as his own for once, but part of her charm had been what he'd seen inside of her. Now he was being offered the opportunity to use her body for his every desire, and that was making him develop a mixture of lust, confusion, disappointment, and guilt that he wasn't sure he could even understand.
"Is something holding you back? Is there something that you want?" Sakura asked him.
Thinking about it, he tried to come up an answer that wouldn't seem lame to him. "Ummm.... Uh... Hinata! Can't leave her alone."
"You desire unit Hinata's presence at this time?"
"Something like that."
"Then there is no problem."
"R... really? You'll let her come?"
"Certainly," the pink haired clone answered. "She is also your mate, and if you wish to join with her before this unit, then that is fine."
Naruto's mouth opened, but nothing much came out for once.
"This unit will just keep itself in a state of readiness once the initial round of intimacies are completed by you both."
"You're just going to stay like this? Not even going to get in the middle?"
"Such was the original consideration," Sakura told him, not sounding much like what he remembered.
"Yeah...."
"Although it now seems that you wish to pair with the both of us at the same time. Doing that sort of activity is acceptable, and can be begun as soon as unit Hinata is brought to join us. Let us go and retrieve her so that we can begin."
Squeaking slightly, the blond ninja started to recognize that he was going to have to keep an eye out for Hinata's defense.
From around the corner, Hinata was beginning to see that it seemed that Naruto really desired her in intimate ways, but that she needed to be worried as it seemed that perverted situations were coming her way.
Perhaps another would have realized that what they'd been doing earlier was not only morally wrong, but was kind of disturbing. However, Happosai was not most men, and he was angry. He'd had a nice thing going, and it seemed that some alien sleezeball was trying to take the nice piece of 'heaven' that he'd created for himself away. For the first time, he'd had the epitome of feminine beauty clad in the most alluring of lovelies, and they'd all been totally focused on serving and servicing him in every way that they could. Then someone had knocked him out of his pleasant little haze, leaving him unable to enjoy what had been an oddly glorious part to this silly alien invasion.
Well, no idiot alien was going to get in the way of his precious perversions, thank you very much. Whomever had done this to him would get a good whack in return before he got back to the important duty of using those glorious bosoms as pillows for his weary head. It was not only important to get what was his back, but was needed to teach a lesson to whatever interloper had gotten in the way of his fun.
All that he had to do was to figure out just how to do that, and he was already working out a way to do just that, while:
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