Nanami silently thanked god as she distanced herself from the others. Over the past few days her sanity had been left in a tattered state. First she almost was killed, was infected by the T-virus, was turned into an alien abomination, then locked on a small starship with two other Hybrids, one of whom was pretty much the poster child for 'wasted intellectual potential' while the other was just plain bonkers, though mostly harmless, if you could describe a shape shifting alien killing machine who was trained in the martial arts as anything even remotely resembling 'harmless'.
If that wasn't enough, which of course it wasn't, to make matters worse they were probably the galaxy's biggest horn balls, and if that wasn't bad enough its own, her sex drive was screaming so loudly that it might as well hold a damned public concert! Now, to finalize this giant cluster fuck of a mess, Kodachi was pregnant. She had been since the night the two first had sex, or rather, the night they first mated.
Nanami didn't want that, she wasn't ready for kids. She didn't even like kids, and as much as part of her being was jumping up and down in psychotic glee at the thought of having babies, lots of lots of squirming, crying, pissing, shitting obnoxious little babies! To make matters even more messed up she was downright terrified at the idea of what hideous little abominations she'd be brining into the world? Would they be human, or at least human-ish, or would they be... something else.
Hell, she wasn't even sure if she could use a fucking condom! Her blood was a highly concentrated acid that could burn through a bank vault. Who knew what her other bodly fluids could do? She personally rated the odds of a measly little Latex condom holding up to even one round of hot alien fucking being about those of a ice cream cone in a blast furnace!
It was moments like this she was glad that Hyper-sleep was so damned unpleasant. She'd entered cryo when she simply couldn't fucking take it anymore, and woke up so damned cranky that if her darling Makoto himself had walked up behind her and told her he wanted to make sweet sweet romantic love to her, a favorite fantasy of hers mind you, that she probably would have brained him and stormed off in a huff.
Now that she was away from the others, one of her plans besides meeting up with her 'old friend' on planet, was to get a nice private hotel room far away from the others, and spend the next twelve or so hours masturbating furiously. She could get supplies tomorrow, right now she had fuckin' itch that was begging to be scratched!
Shaking her head Nanami looked at where she was and frowned. What the hell? Looking from side to side at the dark, debris filled back street she was on she realized she must have made a wrong turn. She knew her friend was working in the less affluent area of the town but this was a bit beyond the pale.
Normally she would have completely freaked out just about then, her mind full of horrific nightmares about rapes and robberies, assaults and murders, but in all honesty she found herself not really concerned about that. In fact, she was much more annoyed about having to spend the extra time waiting to hit up her hotel room. Frowning she turned to retrace her steps and get back on the main route.
As she walked back along the abandoned seeming street towards the intersection, her ears twitched at the sound of heavy foot falls on concrete. Five figures, probably male, all in heavy work boots, and they were surrounding her.
“Oh, how stereotypical,” she muttered as she sped up, though she knew that it wouldn't do much. Two of them were almost directly in front of her. In fact, they were coming into view right about now. She slid to a neat stop as two burly figures holding pipes walked into view.
“Now now,” one of them said, leering at her, “Now what do we have here?”
Nanami simultaneously felt her skin crawl in disgust as his eyes traced her curves while at the same time, his choice of statement made her want to roll her eyes. The one feeling she didn't get was any form of fear. Unless they were hiding heavy weapons and power armor under those grungy clothes the amount of physical threat posed to her by this pitiful lot hovered somewhere between 'nonexistent' and 'comical at best'. In all honestly, it would be like a grown man being frightened by a pack of angry little girls.
With a put upon sigh she crossed her arms and looked at them like they were the lowest from of life on the face of the galaxy. “You have someone who doesn't have time for this bullshit, so step aside and no one gets hurt.”
“No one gets hurt!” the boss laughed. “Listen bitch, we were just going to take your money but now I think we're going to have some fun with you first, how does that sound?”
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